Merry Xmas from the Cheney Family!

I'm assuming English isn't your first language, so pardon if I didn't understand everything you tried to say.

No its not…but I do just fine…

Every one of the poeple who said the "oh come on..." thing would agree that cheating on your wife is wrong.

What a sweeping generalization of millions of people whom you don’t know. I wish I had ESP…firstly many probably did yet most Americans do it (cheat) so let’s talk about hypocrites…

They just realized in this case that it had no practical effect on him as a president.

They obviously did if they ready, willing, to impeach him for it. Considering how many millions were wasted on what millions of Americans do everyday…give head.

They just conveniently forget this entirely when Bush does something.

Of course Bush is the Teflon president, but are we suggesting here that we sit back and allow the president to “spend his capital” on whatever he likes?

See this is either an extraordinarily poor arguing method or you just missed the point.

It is whatever u want it to be…I could give less of a shit.

I make no condemnation of political criticism, or original satire (which can be brilliant), I just hate this kind of meaningless, useless, boring, repetitive, unoriginal, brainless 'comedy'. That's all.

What’s the alternative? I really don’t like ppl like you who ironically is WHINING about things and offering no alternative…you are the biggest hypocrite here, so you talk about my “poor arguing method”? At least I am coherent.
 
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America’s sexual xenophobia is only challenged by that of Victorian England and the Vatican.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't recall Victorian England having any nationally loved equivalent of 'Desperate Housewives'
Americans are obsessed with sex! Go to Germany sometime - they have adverts for products that don't feature scantily clad women.
Yes Americans are hung-up about sex compared to Northern Europeans, but 'xenophobic' we are not.

I would have to the left has a reason to whine.

Yes, but is that whining constructive?
What is gained by telling yet another joke about Bush's misuse of English, or his Cabinet's greed?

The Left seems to think if they hold enough benefit concerts and comedy
hours and "rock against Bush" shows they can ignore the fact that he was legitimately elected. Hey, maybe they can continue to bring up that "a lone voting machine in Yokeltown PA malfunctioned and most people there vote democratic so it is obviously election fraud...."
It's a nice way of addressing the underlying problems, don't you think?

Tyler:
And it is good to see you back!!
Oh well, I guess if the only other possible thing they could be doing with their time is violence this is better.

No not really. I think violence would be preferable to impotence -- and one of the reasons I distance myself from the Left is that it is mired in trendyness and impotence.

I'd love to know that there was an actual effort on the part of the Democrats to discover why they lost the last election so badly. I'd love to believe that there is something more to leftism than trendy collegiate revolt against "the system, man" and I sure as hell would love to see some actual action from leftists. But I don't think that's going to happen.

Yet now the right's in power the left does the exact same useless bitchy whinning.

Because they are useless and allowing themselves to be useless.
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't recall Victorian England having any nationally loved equivalent of 'Desperate Housewives'

No they didn’t but they were oddly obsessed with Indian men raping Anglo-Saxon women, and the empire was pretty gay. Now your right Xev the US is worse then Victorian England, but like Victorian England it has a bi-polar disorder, sex is bad but… . Especially in the so called “Red States”.

Americans are obsessed with sex! Go to Germany sometime - they have adverts for products that don't feature scantily clad women.

Not all Americans that a over generalization, if anything this election showed just how xenophobic Americans are getting. Look at the “gay amendment” issue, I mean when two guys fucking is more important then…oh debt, wars, and terrorism then yes something is wrong with the American psyche. To be fair I recognize that not all Americans are so stupid, at least 55 million aren’t. But there is a cultural divide I am sure you are to agree, Desperate Housewives, Sex in the city, etc. are a result of “liberal (pseudonym for: gay, Jewish, feminist, etc.) Hollywood” and too many Americans is not representative of them or their values. (The Japanese on the other hand are very odd sexual to the point of perversion)

Yes Americans are hung-up about sex compared to Northern Europeans, but 'xenophobic' we are not.

Americans have always had this anglo-saxon disgust with sex, and now the “Anglo’s” are taking back the nation.

Yes, but is that whining constructive?

In most instances it is not constructive but what do the American “liberal” have left? I see that the only way the Democrats are getting back into office is by providence not by rationality. Since the American people have shown rather well that they like to have their jobs shipped overseas (Wal-Mart), having their taxes so low that the country has to depend on the good wishes of China, draw your own conclusions.

What is gained by telling yet another joke about Bush's misuse of English, or his Cabinet's greed?

It rallies the base, that is how Bush won this election. Look at the way insults, cheap shots, ignorance, and misrepresentation destroyed Kerry. American politics is pretty degrading.

The Left seems to think if they hold enough benefit concerts and comedy
hours and "rock against Bush" shows they can ignore the fact that he was legitimately elected.


That is true the left is in a state of denial.

It's a nice way of addressing the underlying problems, don't you think?

The underlying problems with America’s body politic goes MUCH deeper then just “left” “right”. Its a psychological battle of wills.
 
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What a sweeping generalization of millions of people whom you don’t know. I wish I had ESP…firstly many probably did yet most Americans do it (cheat) so let’s talk about hypocrites…
Your English is fine, your reading is not.
QUOTING TYLER:
he right jumped on it all the left I knew would say
I make no sweeping generalization, I only speak of those I know. I'll thank you kindly to read my posts in full.
What’s the alternative? I really don’t like ppl like you who ironically is WHINING about things and offering no alternative…you are the biggest hypocrite here, so you talk about my “poor arguing method”? At least I am coherent.
Instead of making tired old useless self-defeating jokes? Reading, learning, trying to get a greater understanding of the situation, offering helpful criticism, trying to educate those not educated, not simply insulting those who don't believe like you... There are a few things I've thought of, perhaps you can add more.

And yes I have of course noted the irony of my whinning! However, I'll do this shpeel once, maybe twice to a person. I won't spend the next three years doing it and repeating the exact same thing to people who already know the shpeel. Like I said, one Bush joke ain't a bad thing, the same one a billion times, every day, for five years is what gets to me.
 
Considering how many millions were wasted on what millions of Americans do everyday…give head.
I agree completely the Clinton-Lewinsky thing was a terrible waste of time and money and attention. However, you seem to take a rather ridiculous approach to it. It's not that he got a blowjob that's deemed wrong (by most I know), rather that he (a) cheated on his wife and (b) lied in court, which is a federal offence.

The second one actually brings out another interesting point. The majority of youngins in my dorm chant things such as "Bush is a war criminal" and argue that since he broke law, he should go to jail. However, these same people I know couldn't give a shit if Clinton goes to jail. Yet the latter clearly and with proof committed a felony. It's a very clear showing that these people don't care if you break the law, it's just a matter of if they like you. The law is not what matters to them.
 
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People who think sodomy or homosexuality is bad don't necessarily think sex is bad.
You'd be very hard pressed to find an American who would say that sex is dirty or wrong. You could easily find ones who think that certain sexual practices are dirty or wrong, but I shouldn't have to point out that condemning those is not the same as condemning sex.

. Look at the “gay amendment” issue, I mean when two guys fucking is more important then…oh debt, wars, and terrorism

And you deny that Americans are sexually obsessed? You just confirmed it with that statement!

Americans have always had this anglo-saxon disgust with sex, and now the “Anglo’s” are taking back the nation.

That's ridiculous. Americans have no "Anglo-Saxon disgust" with sex.
Spend any time here and you'll find that we are morbidly curious when it comes to the matter.

In most instances it is not constructive but what do the American “liberal” have left?

If they have not a snowball's chance in hell, then they lose nothing by acting in a rational manner.

The underlying problems with America’s body politic goes MUCH deeper then just “left” “right”. Its a psychological battle of wills.

Actually I'd say that one of the underlying problems of American politics is that there is little substantiative difference between left and right.
 
Look, Tyler, the jokes are actually liberals being nice. The reality of it is that George W. Bush is a f@cking criminal, above and beyond the call of standard American politics. See, Americans have this thing about the truth: if it doesn't make them look good, they don't like it. Remember what our electorate said: truth is un-American. That some people find this absurd, and choose laughably over knee-jerk-violently, is a positive sign. F@cking criminal. A low-life, pond-scum, piece of sh@t criminal. Pointing out the reasons this is true only pisses people off. They don't want to think about it. As current public opinion numbers show (see Washington Post, Dec. 21, 2004), Americans seem to realize there's something wrong with their endorsement, but there's patriotism (jingoism) and war (Pax Americana) afoot, so they're not thinking particularly clearly. Curiously realistic, Americans seem to be unsatisfied with their own endorsement. Where they're confused is in their unwillingness to deal squarely with unpleasant truths. The reality is that Bush lied to the country and the world, and the people went with it despite their better judgment.

This is a dark time for our nation. I'm sorry the humor isn't diverse enough for your palate, but anything more than you're hearing out of Americans and people start getting confused. I, for one, will never think of chicken tenders the same way again, and that's not a joke despite its clear absurdity.

Do you understand? That's how grim it looks. Things that sound absurd under circumstances more mundane are now routine points in the ongoing discussion. And the whole time we're supposed to hold back, and not tell people what we really think because it's somehow un-American to look at the facts and say, "Something's wrong here."

So I'm sorry if you're sick and tired of hearing the same shit over and over again, but the American people aren't ready for the real discussion, and in this era of "accountability", silence is complicity. If liberals babble ceaselessly, it's because that's all they're allowed in deference to the folks on the other side of the aisle.
 
That's great Tiassa! Whining about what retards people are always gets results!!

So liberals aren't "allowed" to do anything but babble and whine? Do please correct me, but isn't one of the supposed benefits of democracy the fact that we can do more than babble and whine, that we have the "right" to take peacable action?

Your argument boils down to "well, people will be offended if we make a serious case against Bush". Gee, no duh? Of course people will be offended. And it stops you?

And then you say that "silence is complicity". Well so it may be. But does the impotent production of useless discourse differ in any substantial way from silence?
 
So I'm sorry if you're sick and tired of hearing the same shit over and over again, but the American people aren't ready for the real discussion, and in this era of "accountability", silence is complicity.
Thoguh I don't share the length to which your distaste of this administration goes, I'll pretend for a moment that without a doubt everything you say on the dire state of the nation is true.

If so - then this humour is the left hurting itself. I've read other threads on this board about the subject and I believe it wholly true that to sit and mock the other side will do nothing in any way to help the situation. It will deteer centre-rightists from perhaps learning more on the other side if all the left is doing is saying "you're an idiot, yo usuck, you fucking criminal!" If this particular brand of left wants to try and help it's side it should get it's head out of it's ass and realize that it's only stabbing a knife into itself. If they can't do that, then I'm sorry but they're obviously dumber than I thought they were. I have faith if people are shown they're hurting themselves and helping they're enemy they'll stop doing so, but apparently the fact that this is such a bad state of affairs gives them every right to help the enemy.

And this is all they're allowed to do Tiassa? What the fuck does that mean? They can read, they can learn, they can get off their fat asses and make a new point, or even a valuable old one. They can try and understand the situation more, they can go do many many things to help make it better. Fuck, they could even try rational debate with the right instead of calling them names. Who knows. You have a little daughter now Tiassa, when some bullies start picking on her are you going to tell her the best approach is to call them names and get all her friends to throw sand at them? I don't see you doing that, so I'm amazed you continue to defend this useless, self-defacing bullshit approach to politics.
 
That some people find this absurd, and choose laughably over knee-jerk-violently, is a positive sign.
That the only options are bad jokes or violence in your mind is one of the most far from truth things I've ever heard you say. Please, tell me how learning and debate and reading and talking are not options.
Pointing out the reasons this is true only pisses people off.
So does calling them "idiots" and "fucking criminals" and "blood-mongers" and showing them as the type to kill Santa. But you obviously don't give a shit about that eh.

In effect Tiassa it looks you're defending self-mutilation.
"Hey Bob, I'm shot. No, no, don't call the ambulance. Just give me a knife so I can try and limit my chances of survival a little more. There we go."
 
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Odd, Tyler, I had a higher opinion of you.

See? I can be wrong from time to time.

Tyler said:

And this is all they're allowed to do Tiassa? What the fuck does that mean? They can read, they can learn, they can get off their fat asses and make a new point, or even a valuable old one. They can try and understand the situation more, they can go do many many things to help make it better.

Perhaps you ought to try that one again, Tyler:

Tiassa said:

If liberals babble ceaselessly, it's because that's all they're allowed in deference to the folks on the other side of the aisle.

What that means, Tyler, is explained in a prior paragraph:

Tiassa said:

Pointing out the reasons this is true only pisses people off. They don't want to think about it. As current public opinion numbers show (see Washington Post, Dec. 21, 2004), Americans seem to realize there's something wrong with their endorsement, but there's patriotism (jingoism) and war (Pax Americana) afoot, so they're not thinking particularly clearly. Curiously realistic, Americans seem to be unsatisfied with their own endorsement. Where they're confused is in their unwillingness to deal squarely with unpleasant truths.

Watch the political discourse: noting problems in the war is giving comfort to the enemy; questioning the flimsy-to-nonexistent justifications for the war is un-American. Inventing lies out of thin air is suddenly elevated to the classic selective argument that is the methodological backbone of both American politics and salesmanship.

The other side of the aisle is so full of itself that it won't tolerate certain discussions, and these happen to coincide in many cases with vitally important discussions.

Take the yellowcake argument. As I understand it from conservatives, Bush didn't lie because he didn't believe the information was wrong. This makes sense if we characterize that disbelief as,

--Mr. President, all indications are that the yellowcake story is false.
"What? I don't believe that. Let's go ahead with it, anyway."​

In other words, it makes sense if that disbelief is a political convenience.

Notice the poll question that doesn't come up: Who is ultimately responsible for abuse of Afghani and Iraqi prisoners?

Technically, George W. Bush in the abstract, and as the stories develop even further, it seems to get closer and closer to him in the specific. Will people who acknowledge his office as commander-in-chief also acknowledge his responsibility for the actions of his armed forces? No. To most Americans, it is absurd to suggest that George W. Bush is responsible for what happened at Abu Ghraib. Even though most recognize criminals aren't about to declare their intent in such a bold manner, they won't be convinced until Bush is stupid enough to leave that kind of evidence laying around the office like Clinton's Big Mac wrappers. Seriously, speaking of Clinton, who doesn't wonder why a woman keeps a semen stain? Do Lewinsky's actions seem any more sane now? If I have to start pulling up Captain Kirk metaphors, maybe "middle America" will like the argument more, too.

But asking people to connect the dots from the ICC withdrawal to the public-discourse murmur post-9/11 about letting our allies and neighbors do the torturing for us (see "Do Americans Endorse Torture and Abuse Abroad"), on to the discussion of POW or "unlawful combatant" and whether it made any difference to the Geneva Conventions, through the first whispers of prisoner abuse and administration attempts to portray the issue as a limited one ... by the time we get to the FBI complaining about American interrogators impersonating Bureau personnel, it's just too much to ask.

The serious discussion that comes with the actual facts is harrowing to American pride. We have, as a society, a nation, f@cked up completely, and it really bugs people to even think about. What leads us here is more than just an election or Al Gore or even Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein. And it's the cancer that will, if left unchecked, be the undoing of "liberty and justice for all". But like anything else, when we get down to each person who steps into a ballot box and chooses, and even those who choose to not step into the ballot box, there are no real excuses. Do we let the drug addict blame society? Could Bill Clinton have gotten away with that one for adultery? It's society's fault? Americans choose by priorities that lend more toward their immediate individual comforts and preferences than they do toward posterity, integrity, or any other abstract concept. This is, to a degree, understandable. But the shame that turns their eyes away from what they do comes in a simple realization that comes whenever the principles and values of their formative childhood education--e.g. Sunday school lessons, kindergarten "togetherness", teamwork, "it's not whether you win or lose, but how you play the game", ad f@cking nauseam--fail them completely. For some it's their parents' divorce, or even their own amid their twenties. There is a persistent subtle awareness, even in the seemingly-coldest of American hearts, of the daily betrayal of everything good about those formative principles. All of that good intention is reviled, that optimism despised and ridiculed. And like anybody trapped in a cycle of their own making, they'll blame anything and anyone but themselves. Take me, for instance; I'll be out of excuses for waiting for my partner to come back to sanity come the middle of next month. That's a guess. If I'm lucky, I'll get the Super Bowl in before I have to put my foot down, but that's a transition I sincerely don't want to undertake because it's one of those markers of irreparable damage. Acknowledging that failure changes the way we relate, and eliminates any chance of returning to certain halcyon days. Were we married, it would be the moral equivalent of filing for divorce. And believe me, I'll take any excuse I can to avoid it. And I'm running out of them. And it really sucks to have to think about. Because no matter how much of this is her fault and her problem, I still have to count up my own failures in the matter in order to figure out what comes next, and after nine years that's no short list. And what of these folks, with nation and a lifetime's principles, and cultural identity? Maybe the New York Times should find some first-generation naturalized immigrants and ask them their opinion on whether this is the same country their hopes brought them to. But we've got millions of lifers with god-and-country sentiments running thick in their blood. And look at them: they're rebelling against the Constitution while simultaneously asserting the American identity all while doubting the government's ability to pull it off. If they ever sat down and walked through it point by point, it might actually kill them by breaking their hearts.

And really, there are only so many jokes that can be made. Xev once made a point about it being cruel to be kind, and that's the problem. The right wing isn't interested in playing the game anymore, they're out to run it. This isn't inherent simple greed, but a desperate effort to avoid looking at themselves. The problem facing liberals is similar to facing down a suicidal. Anything you say or do or fail to do might cause them to leap or slice away. Or an addict: every word plunges deeper into the blood.

And one thing we do know, though, is that ridicule works among that conservative crowd. Or else, if it doesn't work, they seem to expect it to work. Reagan's condescension, the Atwater campaign for Bush '88, talk radio, the Rove School class of '04 .... I still think Dennis Miller is a great example: given an opportunity to make a point, he turned around and made a joke. The flip-side is that if he actually expected people to treat his explanation of his politics in Time seriously, he thinks we're all, regardless of our politics, such idiots as to believe it. The reasons he gave might as well have come from GOP talking points. It wasn't an explanation but a recital. If you look closely, what has happened is that Miller turned into a p@ssy, and lashes out to hide that fact. And I'm not going to say it's just him. This is a very common thing. As far as liberals can tell from observing conservatives, the only really effective method for talking to conservatives is ridicule, bullsh@t, and paranoia.

The alternative is to simply withdraw from the discussion and let those who would exploit and divide humanity according to diverse animosities have their way.

It's almost like conservatives hope if they're priggish enough, liberals will just get sick of it and go away.

Frankly, I think if the jokes are so frustrating, you're focusing on the wrong priorities.

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Fuck, they could even try rational debate with the right instead of calling them names

See, if you'd just acknowledged the rest of the sentence at the outset, we could have avoided all of those words above.

They could try rational debate with the right? Social propriety and the rules of Sciforums prevent me from responding to that indignity in any reasonable scale.

But that's just disgusting, Tyler. The right doesn't want to talk. Not unless they have the whole argument handed to them at the outset.

You have a little daughter now Tiassa, when some bullies start picking on her are you going to tell her the best approach is to call them names and get all her friends to throw sand at them?

I will teach my daughter to stand up to evil wherever she finds it. In the meantime, if calling names and throwing sand is the less offensive option, it's worth considering. After all, the right finds the truth much more offensive than a little bit of sand.

Really, I would have thought you decent and smart enough to understand that. But hey, what do you know? I never said I can't be wrong. People just presume I have.

I don't see you doing that, so I'm amazed you continue to defend this useless, self-defacing bullshit approach to politics.

Appeals to logic and fact are rebuked as "liberal elitism".

Seriously, the right doesn't want to have a discussion unless they're given the argument at the outset.

That the only options are bad jokes or violence in your mind is one of the most far from truth things I've ever heard you say. Please, tell me how learning and debate and reading and talking are not options.

The right simply doesn't want to talk. You know, one of the things Michael Moore got wrong in F911 is the idea of why we didn't see the news footage of Bush's motorcade being egged. Frankly, I'm surprised we didn't because it would have been great fodder for the GOP. You simply don't do that shit in American politics.

But as sick as you are of hearing the same jokes over and over, the liberals are sick and tired of hearing the same lame excuses for argument over and over and over. How many times do we have to argue about whether another's right must be violated before the conservative's right is fulfilled? Seriously, I want an answer on that. How many times do we have to argue about it? How many times do liberals have to be despised as "elitist" for wanting to know why a conservative's First Amendment right is violated unless another's is thrown out? Answer me that, because if you haven't figured it out, the answer is For the rest of the human endeavor. Seriously, it transcends Democrats and Republicans. When Democrats were the conservatives, part of the conservative argument asserted that a man's rights were violated if he was not allowed to own another in complete bondage and servitude. It's a hundred forty years later and the conservative device is still in play.

States' rights? The states don't have the right to contradict the U.S. Constitution. Yet the people repeatedly try. And then they complain about "judicial activism" denying the will of the people. How many times do liberals have to be condemned for the elitism of pointing out that it's the Constitution, and not the judges? What am I supposed to think of a faction that won't have discussion until liberals acknowledge that the Constitution is a suppressor of the very rights it guarantees?

There's a chorus by Toad the Wet Sprocket that comes to mind:

You can take me down
To show me your home
Not the place where you live
But the place where you belong
You can bend my ear
We can talk all day
Just make sure i'm around
When you've finally got something to say


"Something to Say"​

So does calling them "idiots" and "fucking criminals" and "blood-mongers" and showing them as the type to kill Santa. But you obviously don't give a shit about that eh.

The truth hurts. I can't change that. The severity of the expression is admittedly a reflection of an obstinate audience. It's the terms that get their attention at all.

In effect Tiassa it looks you're defending self-mutilation

Given your insensate perception of the situation, that judgment doesn't disturb me.

What I'm curious about is why you would defend intolerance, dishonesty, and greed.

Those Radical Republicans; how intolerant and elitist that they wouldn't allow someone to own a slave, eh? Or those elitist women, insisting on the right to vote. And those damned multiculturalists: how awful of them to protest the lynching of a black man for having consensual sex with a white woman.

Of course, you obviously don't give a shit about that, eh?
 
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It seems like you missed the point. One of us is, we'll find out soon.
Watch the political discourse: noting problems in the war is giving comfort to the enemy; questioning the flimsy-to-nonexistent justifications for the war is un-American
So? Now I'm not American so I can't speak of what it would be like in day-to-day life, but through my exposure from American citizens at school (some strongly anti-Bush, some fiercly pro-Bush), them saying the "un-American" thing means nothing to me. And I'm surprised you could give a shit. Unless what you're saying is that any polite attempt to debate at why the war "is unfounded, committed on false premises, and ill-advised" (not "the war is fucking stupid" because if I was right I would probably get pissy if every leftist I met simply said "you're stupid") is met with someone slapping you in the face and refusing to talk to you at all, then I simply can't see how it's not an option. And if the above is impossible I have a follow up (see bottom, note 1). I couldn't give a shit if it's "un-American" if I was an American. I'd continue to sit politely and discuss, like an adult, with anyone who disagreed. Just like I do at school. Just like can be done online. Just like I'm assuming one can do in person.

AND. Even if all this fails and for some reason my polite conversation with them stops working (which, while I've yet to convert, I haven't had any rightist stand up and slap me or walk away from me mid-conversation)...
I'd still rather read a book or an article then make dumbass comments. That, I recognize, is simply a personal preference.
The other side of the aisle is so full of itself that it won't tolerate certain discussions, and these happen to coincide in many cases with vitally important discussions.
Tiassa you were barely 'tolerating' this conversation. I rarely see you swear, and yet you let loose a bit in your prior post.
Anyway, once again you're right I don't give a shit. If what you're saying is there isn't a single non-leftist human being who doesn't refuse to lisen to a word you're saying, then I'm simply going to be difficult to convince. Because I've met many. I've also met many leftists who absolutely refuse hands down to discuss the possibility of the war being valid.

Short anedote:
At a concert in the summer (sniff, last Phish concert ever) I met a California leftist. He went on some shpeel to me and a few others about how Americans are the dumbest people in the world, yadda yadda, hate bush, blah blah, and then he gets to something truly idiotic. He says "Did you know 75% of Americans believe in heaven? Can you believe it? We're the only Western country where over half hte people believe in God and Christ. We're a bunch of myth-believers!" Now. While I think religious people are pretty much completely illogical, I was skeptical to see if this guy knew any of the countries in Europe. So I says "What about Italy? They're almost entirely Catholic." He looks at me blankly. "And Spain?" Blank look. "And Romania? How about all of the orthodox eastern European countries?" To which is reply is to turn away from me and talk to another person. I've yet to encounter a rightist so blantatly rude, moronic and self-righteous. I'm more than sure they exist and you've met them, but the point is that people like the above don't make me resort to name-calling. So I see no reason they should make you Tiassa.
To most Americans, it is absurd to suggest that George W. Bush is responsible for what happened at Abu Ghraib. Even though most recognize criminals aren't about to declare their intent in such a bold manner, they won't be convinced until Bush is stupid enough to leave that kind of evidence laying around the office like Clinton's Big Mac wrappers.
Yeah, again, so? EVERY Canadian bar not one that I've spoken to is violently against the possibility of going to a shared public-private health care system. And I mean violently. Yet those of us who are willing to discuss the issue have yet to resort to name calling. Know why? Because it doesn't help one bit. It does no good, only bad.

--- I think I missed the point of your long-ass paragraph unless it was covered in the other ones, so feel free to clear that up ---
The alternative is to simply withdraw from the discussion and let those who would exploit and divide humanity according to diverse animosities have their way.
So you maintain (and I'm checking here, I may be mis-interpreting) that reading and learning and knowing more and attempting polite discourse are not options?
Frankly, I think if the jokes are so frustrating, you're focusing on the wrong priorities.
I think you miss the point almost completely. But I'll get to that.
They could try rational debate with the right? Social propriety and the rules of Sciforums prevent me from responding to that indignity in any reasonable scale.
So then all people who are not currently left wing are by no exageration incapable of conversation and not allowing of any sort of debate in any manor what so ever? That is - you are negating the existence of the swing voter as well as to say that all people not on your side are blithering idiots who refuse to speak to you? Again, this is clarification.
In the meantime, if calling names and throwing sand is the less offensive option, it's worth considering.
Okay, see now we have a real disagreement. I'd simply rather have Joe Blow go to bbcnews.co.uk then try and find "Bush is stupid jokes". But obviousl yI don't rule the world.
Appeals to logic and fact are rebuked as "liberal elitism".
Once again, this seems to indicate that you are generalizing each and every non-liberal as incapable of human conversation. As well, negating hte possibility of someone who isn't entirely decided. If this is not your belief, then I'm mearly showing where it looks like it is Tiassa.
The truth hurts. I can't change that. The severity of the expression is admittedly a reflection of an obstinate audience. It's the terms that get their attention at all.
Ah, now this is interesting...
What I'm curious about is why you would defend intolerance, dishonesty, and greed.
Mind showing where I did that? I think I've said roughly 15 times on this thread that I am on the left side here, so unless you're defending intolerance... you get hte point.


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aka: The Fucking Point


Tiassa, you've missed it. This whole thread started out as me simply wanting to say that this (the Cheney being violent) joke is one that's been said thirty million times and that it's not funny any more. Surely, Tiassa, you won't disagree wth me that once a joke has been done every day, more than once a day, for five years, by every single person in a group, it's gotten old. I can't imagine you disagreeing with that. So, that was all my point was. That I'm sick of the jokes, and the people who make them are adding nothing to the world. Frankly, I think they're little attention whores who want to try and fit in with a crowd so they do exactly and without alteration at all what the rest of the people in the group do every day. However, that is my opinion and it's far from a proven fact so I will abstain from arguing it.

If you disagree with the above (minus from "Franky..." on), then you're disagreeing with my point. If not, then you have no disagreement with me.

Somewhere in the course of this thread I made a second point. I will now try to explain that point as clearly and concisely as I can.

Let's take our area of discourse to be individuals in the liberal/left category (define that how you will). These individuals have two choices: (a) make the tired "Bush can't speak English" etc. jokes or (b) do not make these jokes. Within (b) there are many other possible actions to take. Let's group these into categories (i) and (ii). Under (i) we'll put things such as to read more, learn more, talk politely (which you may think is impossible, I'm not sure yet, we'll find out soon), attempt discourse, take courses, involve oneself in politics, attempt to gain office, etc. Under (ii) we'll put jacking off, watching tv, and everything else one does with their wonderful life.

Now. In the first two choices I would argue that (a) hurts the left side. I believe (though may be wrong of course) you'll acknowledge that making "Bush is stupid" jokes aren't going to convert anyone. I believe (though...) you'll even agree that it will hinder any rightist who hears someone say these jokes may be quite turned off from being persuaded by them. Were you around let's say someone who was for the war in Iraq, and even ready to try and debate with them civilly, and they looked at you and said "You know who are a bunch of pansy ass pussy idiots? Everyone against the war! Haha! Liberals are stupid and wusses!" would you be prone to listen to them? What are the odds you'll be persuaded by them? My guess, if you're similar to most humans, is that you'll be quite turned off by the individual and probably not consider switching sides because of him. (Note: if you're going to disagree with my arguement - this is probably the place. Everything else, as far as I can see, is logically constructed around this. Writing it out symbolically this seems to be the crux).

So, to take option (a) is to at least do no good, and at most (and I believe common sense and experience will say this is likely) greatly harm any potential of converting those around you.

So we now have two options.
(a) hurts us and all our side
(b) we don't know yet

Now, (i) I would say helps. Once again, I can't imagine you arguing that learning more on a subject does anything but help you. At the absolute bare minimum it can't hurt you, at the most it helps you. (ii) just does nothing. So within (b) we have either helps or nothin'. Plus, with (i) I believe through the multitude of successful experiences I've had that some individuals are able to debate and don't slap you in the face and walk away. Of course I've met those that do the equivlant of the above, but I've met them on both sides of the coin. Idiots are everywhere Tiassa, I've heard you acknowledge that before.

So we are now left with our final decision.

(a) hurts us and our side
(b) (i) helps us
.....(ii) does nothing but doesn't hurt us

I choose (b). It may be a dire state of affairs Tiassa, I see no reason to make it worse off for myself.


Finally, as a request Tiassa, you can reply to all of my post of course and do whatever you wish, but if you indeed wish to argue that my above logic is incorrect I'd be greatly pleased if you could do so by pointing out the flaws in my logic. Too many times when I argue with somoene I'll do a step-by-step explination of why I believe there's no logical way for them to be right and they'll do something useless like give some other, completely unrelated arguement on why they are right. And of course never disprove my 'proof' of why it's logically impossible for them to be correct. I'd much appreciate it if, assuming you'll disagree with the above arguement, you would be so kind as to do so in the context of the logical construct. Thank you.
 
Another short way to look at it is that a political/satirical joke could have two functions:

(a) to be funny
(b) to help one's side

I believe that the joke being made every day all day by shit loads of people everywhere around the world for five years makes the joke unoriginal, boring, and simply repetitive. Like I said, like someone else's five year old kid saying "orange you glad I didn't say banana!" for the fifth time in a day. You may disagree with that, I'm not sure. This is a preference thing, and I'm still blown away people find the same joke funny when they hear it (realistically) about five or six times a day every day for five years.

As for (b) I believe it hurts the side, but at the least we can agree it doesn't help. So in my view, ~(a) and ~(b) therefore the joke has no point.
 
Each ''side'' is just as ruthless to the other in discourse and especially humor, and the side that is the butt of the jokes (no matter how sophomoric) - the side in power, always calls the other side whiners, ''unoriginal, boring, and simply repetitive" and etc.

In fact, the act of calling it "unoriginal, boring, and simply repetitive" is in itself "unoriginal, boring, and simply repetitive" :)

In political discussions these days its pretty difficult to avoid falling into cliches and redundancy. We can at least try to hold on to a bit of our human sense of humor, and not pretend to we are above the fray in some way.

We are all down here in the mud together, for better or worse.
 
What is it with people and implying I'm on Bush's side here? I've said the exact opposite about fifteen times.
In political discussions these days its pretty difficult to avoid falling into cliches and redundancy. We can at least try to hold on to a bit of our human sense of humor, and not pretend to we are above the fray in some way.
It's really not that hard to fall into cliches. You just identify them (such as - Bush can't speak English...) and then don't do it. It takes about two seconds of thought.

And I'm not sure what you mean about not pretending we're above the fray? There is tons and tons of valuable political satire out there. It can be done. All I'm saying is that this brand of jokes does not meet valuable political satire in any way. Or funny.

If someone knows they have nothing new to say, I'm at a loss as to why they say it. It'd be like someone coming on here and starting a forum with "You know, I've done some serious thinking, and I think women and men have some differences". Or "Ladies and gentlemen I've come to the conclusion that shooting ones self is more dangerous than playing bingo".
 
Your English is fine, your reading is not.

Whatever that means…because it means nothing.

I make no sweeping generalization, I only speak of those I know. I'll thank you kindly to read my posts in full.

Every one of the poeple who said the "oh come on..." thing would agree that cheating on your wife is wrong.

Ok if you want to talk about the proper use of English you should have said then “Every one I knew who said…” What you wrote is incorrect, and thus you should STFU about the English language which you obviously know little about. That statement you made is still a sweeping generalization in that format.

Instead of making tired old useless self-defeating jokes?

The war in Iraq? That is a joke unto itself, and it is very self-defeating.

Reading, learning, trying to get a greater understanding of the situation, offering helpful criticism, trying to educate those not educated, not simply insulting those who don't believe like you... There are a few things I've thought of, perhaps you can add more.

Many liberals already do that, they are generally better educated, and that’s why they are called the “elite” because they are generally the elite of American society. Firstly you don’t think the right doesn’t slander? They slander much more viciously then the left in the United States, and they wrap that up not on TV talk shows but on radio with rabid ignorance wrapped in the American flag. The problem with the left is not whatever you are talking about, the problem with the American left is that its not the left anymore, it’s the left of the Republican party.

Like I said, one Bush joke ain't a bad thing, the same one a billion times, every day, for five years is what gets to me.

America is still a generally free country…change the channel.
 
However, you seem to take a rather ridiculous approach to it.

I know the impeachment was over his perjury…I’m not a idiot.

It's not that he got a blowjob that's deemed wrong (by most I know), rather that he (a) cheated on his wife and (b) lied in court, which is a federal offence.

Cheating on his wife is none of our business, his blow job is none of our business, but what is ridiculous is that a illegal war is taboo?

The majority of youngins in my dorm chant things such as "Bush is a war criminal" and argue that since he broke law, he should go to jail. However, these same people I know couldn't give a shit if Clinton goes to jail.

True the rule of law applies in this case…I don’t disagree.
 
People who think sodomy or homosexuality is bad don't necessarily think sex is bad.

Depends that is a sweeping statement, I know some people who frown on sex and they are Christian. Sex only after marriage, and then not to have fun, but to procreate. That is the Catholic view on sex really very repressed, and I won’t even imagine the Baptist version.

You'd be very hard pressed to find an American who would say that sex is dirty or wrong.

I don’t think I would…

You could easily find ones who think that certain sexual practices are dirty or wrong, but I shouldn't have to point out that condemning those is not the same as condemning sex.

Nor did I assert that as such, but there is a sexual xenophobia with a relatively large portion of the American populous. Now most of those are hypocrites anyways…

And you deny that Americans are sexually obsessed? You just confirmed it with that statement!

No what I stated was that there is a sexual xenophobia, its obsession in reverse. Its like a normative obsession… “should” rules the day in the US.

That's ridiculous. Americans have no "Anglo-Saxon disgust" with sex.
Spend any time here and you'll find that we are morbidly curious when it comes to the matter.


I been to the US, I live right next door, frankly I probably know more about America then a large % Americans, as do most Canadians. American is a term that should be used lightly, because America is not one nation, it is a collection of different nations under one flag, alas a republican form of government. The values of Americans vary from state to state, and you probably live in a more liberal American state so with your surroundings of course it would seem as if there is no disgust, but there is maybe not where you live but there surely is in the United States.

If they have not a snowball's chance in hell, then they lose nothing by acting in a rational manner.

The problem is that they tried and it seems to have failed, this slanderous tone has failed what is left?

Actually I'd say that one of the underlying problems of American politics is that there is little substantiative difference between left and right.

Of course that’s true the Democrats are Republican lite, and the Republicans are soft proto-fascists.
 
Ok if you want to talk about the proper use of English you should have said then “Every one I knew who said…” What you wrote is incorrect, and thus you should STFU about the English language which you obviously know little about. That statement you made is still a sweeping generalization in that format
This is a matter of interpretation and if you were unable to follow the format I'll happily re-word the sentance. When I said "Every one of the people..." it was in response to a comment on my statement about hte people I know. I figured if I was responding to a statement about my statement x which is a statement on individuals I know, people would understand I was still taling about x.

It's like this:
Tyler: All the people I know who fall into this category...
Undecided: Comment about above people (although even here it seems like you think I'm saying everyone and not not those I know) - but this is not explicit)
Tyler: All of those people...
Undecided: You're making a sweeping generalization.

I never stopped talking about "those I know". For some reason you seem to think between threads by a magical chance I changed subjects. Anyway, it's an understandable slip up so I apologize for the poor wording.
Many liberals already do that, they are generally better educated, and that’s why they are called the “elite” because they are generally the elite of American society
That's a gross generalization and sounds like nothing more than self promotion.
Firstly you don’t think the right doesn’t slander?
I'll kindly thank you not to put words in my mouth.
The problem with the left is not whatever you are talking about, the problem with the American left is that its not the left anymore, it’s the left of the Republican party.
When the fuck did I say any of this was "the problem with the left"? Again, no more words put in my mouth please.
heating on his wife is none of our business, his blow job is none of our business, but what is ridiculous is that a illegal war is taboo?
See, I've heard a million (gross hyperbole) liberals say this but I've yet to see one shred of evidence. First of all, every internet chat board I've been on has had this as a debate. Second, CNN has it all the time. Third, NYTimes has it all the time. Fourth, American Universities have published articles on it all the time. Every single piece of American media I get has debates on it and every American citizen I talk to debates it. So I don't know what the fuck you people are talking about with it being a taboo. Please, give me a shred of evidence besides saying something like "radio shows refuse to talk about it!" I know there are right wing pundints who are jackasses, but there are left-wing ones too. And every station but FoxNews I've watched has this debate, so I'd really like to see some proof of this.
 
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