Masterbation: how often?

How often do you masterbate?

  • I'm male, I never masterbate

    Votes: 1 9.1%

  • I'm female, I never masterbate

    Votes: 1 9.1%

  • I'm male, more than once a day

    Votes: 2 18.2%

  • I'm female, more than once a day

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I'm male, every day or two

    Votes: 2 18.2%

  • I'm female, every day, or two

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I'm male, once or twice a week

    Votes: 4 36.4%

  • I'm female, once or twice a week

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I'm male, once or twice a month

    Votes: 1 9.1%

  • I'm female, once or twice a month

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I'm male, rarely

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I'm female, rarely

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    11
Athelwulf said:
How about being an ass about it and "slowing" instead of speeding? Can they give you a ticket for slowing?
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Actually, they can. If you go below 45 on an interstate you can be ticketed. And, really, it's not safe to drive way slower than the flow of traffic. On the expressway, traffic generally moves about 75 miles per hour or above, regardless of the speed limit.

As I said, I hadn't had a ticket in about ten years until I got a convertable. I'm not driving differently. I may just go back to driving the big old Suburban and getting 14 miles per gallon rather than the 28 I'm getting in the convertable. Police seem to ignore the Suburban.
 
People are talking about it being a "necessity" for men.
As if it's some necessary evil we have to contend with.
I enjoy it.
I jerk off at least 2 to 3 times a week - sometimes every day.
I am married and have sex pretty much any time I want it, and I STILL masturbate fairly often.
It is simply an enjoyable thing to fantasize.

I also have no idea why this was cesspooled, and am offended at the notion that masturbation is somehow dirty or juvenile.
Who is the puritanical mod of Human Science that, like a third grader, can't have an adult conversation about masturbation without hiding his face and giggling about the funny feelings he is getting?
It's time to get over your childish hangups and accept human nature.
 
I see that it's not a "he", it's bells.

How disappointing.
I thought better of you.
 
madanthonywayne said:
Not as much as men.

Of course, since the thread was cesspooled and polls don't work here, we'll never know the exact figures!
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well I remember them....not one woman on here said they have ever masturbated. lol :p Only one woman said that she never did it...almost all men voted for one choice of every frequency of masturbation given...majority was at x times/week.
 
one_raven said:
Did bells respond to your PM?
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Yeah. She said some of the posts were too raunchy so she had to either cesspool the thread or spend lots of time deleting posts. She also said she didn't know that the poll wouldn't work in the cesspool.
 
Obviously the Amazing bell has come out with a very honuorable way of dealign with the siotuation.

i fully support her amazingness

I am a little annoyed that you cant cast your vote though in the ceespoll


as for masturbating... well of course, how often , depends on many factors

~~~~~~~~~
take it ez
zak
 
one_raven said:
People are talking about it being a "necessity" for men.
As if it's some necessary evil we have to contend with.
I enjoy it.
I jerk off at least 2 to 3 times a week - sometimes every day.
I am married and have sex pretty much any time I want it, and I STILL masturbate fairly often.
It is simply an enjoyable thing to fantasize.

I also have no idea why this was cesspooled, and am offended at the notion that masturbation is somehow dirty or juvenile.
Who is the puritanical mod of Human Science that, like a third grader, can't have an adult conversation about masturbation without hiding his face and giggling about the funny feelings he is getting?
It's time to get over your childish hangups and accept human nature.
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I used to think exactly like you do. First off, I don´t think masturbation is dirty or juvenile; but ejaculation itself is energy suicide. You say that is a necessity, but currently I haven´t ejaculated for months now, and I´m less horny than when I used to perform the act.
When I used to masturbate, I used to do it like 1-2 times a day or 3 times a week, you know, as a kind a routine for "stress relief". Back then I couldn´t be farther from the truth.
I started noticing that the pleasure was not in ejaculation itself, but in masturbating. As fact, I saw that after ejaculating I felt very weak, and it does weaken your mind as well. Thats why is a common folk talk that is better not to ejaculate at least 1 week before a big sports game or an exam.

Now that I have spent this much without ejaculating, I can tell that when I used to do it, I got about 15 "boners" during the day. I was a horny bastard. Now I don´t. I only get horny when needed, and my fantasies have diminished BIG TIME.
 
Wisdom_Seeker said:
I used to think exactly like you do. First off, I don´t think masturbation is dirty or juvenile; but ejaculation itself is energy suicide. You say that is a necessity, but currently I haven´t ejaculated for months now, and I´m less horny than when I used to perform the act.
When I used to masturbate, I used to do it like 1-2 times a day or 3 times a week, you know, as a kind a routine for "stress relief". Back then I couldn´t be farther from the truth.
I started noticing that the pleasure was not in ejaculation itself, but in masturbating. As fact, I saw that after ejaculating I felt very weak, and it does weaken your mind as well. Thats why is a common folk talk that is better not to ejaculate at least 1 week before a big sports game or an exam.

Now that I have spent this much without ejaculating, I can tell that when I used to do it, I got about 15 "boners" during the day. I was a horny bastard. Now I don´t. I only get horny when needed, and my fantasies have diminished BIG TIME.
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What's wrong with being a "horny bastard"?
 
nietzschefan said:
What's wrong with being a "horny bastard"?
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Lol, there´s nothing wrong with it, it is just the nature of men. It is a reality, not a goal.
The thing is, for me at least, it becomes a little unconfortable to be thinking about sex the entire day; it seems a little dumb and dull. I used to think that was my nature, and that there was nothing I could do about it; but now I know that I was wrong. Now I think about sex at least 60% less than what I used to when I was in the "routine"; I swear I feel a lot less stressed out and my capacity for analitical thinking has improved, it is reflected in my work and in my physical stamina.
 
Learned Hand said:
Depends on the woman.
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Please. Why do male porno actors make way less money than female ones, unless they go gay. Why are there way more female prostitutes than male? And the male ones probably have mainly male customers. Why are there hundreds of magazines for men to masturbate to, but only one for women? Why are there tons of strip bars in my hometown, but not a single one with male strippers?

The male sex drive is orders of magnitude stronger than the female one. Women "consent" to sex, men will beg for it, pay for it, or whatever it takes.

If this poll hadn't been unjustly cesspooled, we'd have some hard data.
 
Zakariya04 said:
Obviously the Amazing bell has come out with a very honuorable way of dealign with the siotuation.

i fully support her amazingness

I am a little annoyed that you cant cast your vote though in the ceespoll


as for masturbating... well of course, how often , depends on many factors

~~~~~~~~~
take it ez
zak
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you beat your meat while reading bells posts. i do it while reading one_ravens. and i read 5-6 of his posts per day.




peace.
 
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