I'll start one off There was a young man from Dundee Who had a big boil on his knee.........................
There was a young man from Dundee Who had a big boil on his knee With a needle he tried to pop it But he couldn't stop it From dribbling down his leg like pee.
This guy, they call Billy T Was conservative as can be And to this day, they all say; He simply refuses to pee You think 5th lines are free?
There was a young man from Kingussie who really was very fussy Until his new bride said I'd rather be dead
There was a young man from Kingussie who really was very fussy Until his new bride said I'd rather be dead Than let you touch my _____.