Lie Here

I'm 6ft tall

I have neon blue eyes

I love babies and small children, and would like a job taking care of them

I think it's very important to be feminine. I would never wear combat pants, or lift weights, and I think women shouldn't take up 'hunter' style activities. We're the natural nurturers, and shouldn't forget that.

I NEVER get hypoglycemic. Ever.
 
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kira;
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I cannot see the pic, scifes. It says: hot-link disabled. Is it only in my computer..??

And no, it isn't a lie ^^
 
We aren't having record snowfall in Dallas, and I didn't get off work early or have a snow day tomorrow. I'm very upset.

I have an extremely small penis.
 
I love all my neighbors on the street.

I am flat chested.

I love cabbage and brussel sprouts.

I agree with everything Orleander says.

I am 5'10 inches tall.

I hate strawberries.
 
Very clever Mac, but I caught you on that one. :p

That wasn't a good burn. That wasn't a good joke, and you suck at comedy. (It's like we're in Bizzaro world)

I love all my neighbors on the street.

I am flat chested.

I love cabbage and brussel sprouts.

I agree with everything Orleander says.

I am 5'10 inches tall.

I hate strawberries.

I'm not having dirty thoughts right now.
 
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We aren't having record snowfall in Dallas, and I didn't get off work early or have a snow day tomorrow. I'm very upset.

Shorty is not laughing at our "massive snow event" as the local news just described it as. We didn't get 7-9"...Shorty has no reason to laugh it up.
 
I don't like entertainment, nor do I like to be entertained. I'm just a curmudgeon who hates music and theater.

I love dogs so much and wish I had some. Barks and bites thrill me beyond belief! I haven't been kept awake enough nights by nearly enough yapping and woofing. Contrary to popular opinion, dogs DO belong in flimsy apartments.

I'm sooo lazy and don't work hard enough. I don't have enough responsibility, either. I need a bigger plate so there's room for more.

I could afford health insurance if I really wanted it. I am not bummed out - - - because I have some.

I fit in so well with this group because I'm highly educated and know EVERYTHING about science. Plus, I know everyone here, except for the one person who didn't invite me. Believe it! I am wired to be incapable of telling lies.

Hee hee. I haven't played "opposite" since I was a kid; which was only yesterday.





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I wish I could be a big geek like you. :p

I love gaming and could do it all day and night.

I love spiders and centipedes.

If I win the lottery, I am donating all of it to charity.

I would rather drive a beat up old pinto, than a BMW.

Kira is the meanest poster on Sciforums.
 
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