K, so, like, who here is Hot AND Cool?

[pixel]

this is a science forum, asking for people who are hot and cool is only going to get you confuzzled stares

Oh, I'm sorry -- I didn't realize you could be into science AND have a sense of humour. I guess this whole thread belongs in the "Paradox" thread? Can someone arrange to put a thread within a thread?

 

[spuriousmonkey]

I'm so fucking cool that I am hot.

 

[alain]

"Oh, I'm sorry -- I didn't realize you could be into science AND have a sense of humour. I guess this whole thread belongs in the "Paradox" thread? Can someone arrange to put a thread within a thread?"

it doesnt work that way, as your sciencyness increases, your humour decreases (as does your hotness and coolness)

 

[vslayer]

Ummm yeah just like the idiot Canadians are imaginary! NOT - Perhaps I am imaginary... I wish! Oh well back to the real world...

you better not be dissing canadins, I am canadian, so therefore it must be impossible for any canadian to be uncool

 

[slotty]

Canadians are not cool when they try to do drive by shootin's, its all spinning wheels on the ice, and then they can't shoot the guns 'cos of those bloody great gloves- how do they pull the trigger?

 

[Avatar]

It's minus 4 celsius here. And I'm very cool, maybe because I'm wearing a t-shirt atm.
Stupid global warming It ought to be at least -8 or -10 at this time of the year,
but now you can even keep the window open.

 

[hotsexyangelprincess]

spurious, i thought you were like a late 40's college professor. with no hair. :m:

 

[hotsexyangelprincess]

oh. and by the way, i might be a female. so if you're an interested lesbian, dont hesitate to call GOOD LUV 69-969. :m:

 

[Athelwulf]

you better not be dissing canadins, I am canadian, so therefore it must be impossible for any canadian to be uncool

Psh! NZers.

 

[Athelwulf]

oh. and by the way, i might be a female. so if you're an interested lesbian, dont hesitate to call GOOD LUV 69-969. :m:

Does being a lesbian trapped in a man's body count?

 

[slotty]

oh. and by the way, i might be a female. so if you're an interested lesbian, dont hesitate to call GOOD LUV 69-969. :m:

WOW me too. I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body. Its a nightmare i tell yer

 

[vslayer]

right-e-o then... *walks away*

 

[spuriousmonkey]

spurious, i thought you were like a late 40's college professor. with no hair. :m:

No, I'm 34, unemployed, currently without place of residence.

Still have my hair, even on my back (haha).

 

[pixel]

Does being a lesbian trapped in a man's body count?

That's funny -- I'm sure I'm a gay guy trapped in a woman's body.

 

[hotsexyangelprincess]

were you ever a professor spurious? :m:

 

[Persol]

He just plays one on TV.

 

[hotsexyangelprincess]

oh. so you're one of those tormented thespians, who wishes to do true art, but is forced to only do multi-million TV shows until then? :m:

 

[Persol]

No no no, he's a man, so can't be a thespian. Come on now....

Regardless, that's angel's fake job.

 

[hotsexyangelprincess]

Sure thing, like RuPaul. Actually im not employed by anyone. Im self-employed. that means me and my friend mow people's lawns for money. and we weed. i hate weeding. and tomorrow i have to slaughter several score of gophers with a butane flamethrower. But that'll be fun... :m:

 

[spuriousmonkey]

were you ever a professor spurious? :m:

Yes, I was and still am at the University of Life.