
Bells said:
Are you now recommending that women have unnecessary and invasive surgeries?
I'm just curious how many doctors are actually willing to perform extraneous hysterectomies.
Other than that, just put this one on the list as another of our neighbor's sadistic tendencies toward surgery.
But I would make some sort of point here, as well, about our neighbor's sadism. Do you recall an old friend of ours whose view of women was such that it was his sperm, therefore hers was his body as well? And he wanted men to be able to either force women to abort or be excused from child support if she didn't.
What if we were to offer that old proposition a trade:
Okay, but it'll cost you your nutsack.
Here's a phrase for you:
Recreational hysterectomy.
How many doctors would?
So now scratch
recreational, and replace it with
mandatory.
And, hey, remember our big misunderstanding about the Turducken? He didn't want to just stuff the baby back up the way it came out; no, that would be brutal and savage, so we should cut her open to stuff the li'l beggar back in.
You know, a lot of times the standard fit-all punch line is that Freud would be laughing. I'm not certain it would be laughter, but he would be staring agog, absolutely fascinated.
Cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut cut stuff. Cut-cut-cut-cut-cut-cut cut stuff.
In itself, that really
is fascinating, but beneath the spectacular veneer of sublimated misogynistic cutting, there is also the notion of exchange and permission, of
obedience. That is, sure, women can have their right, but they owe us something in return, because we are in charge, or something approximately like that. Consider the upcoming
House subcommittee investigation of Planned Parenthood↱; some women, like Rep. Renee Ellmers (R-NC02), just aren't obedient enough―
"To now reward her with a seat on the special panel," explained Douglas Johnson, federal affairs director for National Right to Life Committee,
"would be inappropriate, to put it mildly".
Who
is obedient enough to serve on the subcommittee? Well, the Distinguished Lady from Tennessee Four, who goes on television to explain that equality under law would be an insult to women; or the Distinguished Lady from North Carolina Five, who goes out to stand in front of a wall of anti-abortion men in order to tell the women to take special time to thank the men for caring so much about them. Practically, these questions arise because House leadership is under pressure to open the subcommittee pool. As it is, the panel would pull from Energy and Commerce, its parent committee, but conservatives are skipping any pretense of a legitimate investigation in order to demand more movement stalwarts be assigned.
The
turducken sadism is apparent enough, but just beneath that scrubbed, gleaming façade is the same old, wretched, timeworn male supremacism.
A question I've been wondering about:
Are conservatives capable of acknowledging the humanity and human rights of women, full stop?
We have reason to suspect otherwise.
Women are human and have human rights. Full stop. I wonder how many of our anti-abortion neighbors can say that. I mean, you know, say it
honestly. We know they're capable of parroting just about anything.