Insane ramblings.

Mephura

Applesauce, bitch...
Valued Senior Member
This one goes out to alot of people..
Lets see where to start the list.
Spookz, Fountainhed, Fafnir665,wesmorris,Redoubtable, and anyone else that escapes my notice at the moment that deserves to be on this list.

Get off my cool aid motherf**ker.


:D
thanks.
 
Its a Bonfire of Insanities, my liege. Didn't think you'd do it.

Johsnon wrote of Daphne once, but of course the little puke meant Gendanken:

"Then, my boy, beware of Gendanken. Learn a lesson from a rat;
What is cunning in the kitten may be cruel in the cat"

Tee hee.....Soooo..what are you wearing Muh-Mephura?
 
Well, I have just spent all day coating foul bodies with even fouler substances. As such, my garments are stained from my labors. I was just about to strip down to naught but my sweat soaked loincloth and my ever presant turban.

Why do you ask?
 
Meph:
Why do you ask?

Only becuase there's a southern belle I know that's both odd and slightly insane in that she either learns a romantic language to hear herself turn herself on or uses mental imageries in rituals short of Voodoo.

Hercules wore a loincloth. As did Samson.
 
What in the bloody hell is a "cool aid mutherfucker"???

First time smoking weed man? If it is, QUIT!!!:bugeye:
 
Meph said:

Well, I have just spent all day coating foul bodies with even fouler substances. As such, my garments are stained from my labors.

Oh I get it... you're a mortician!

Maybe a surprise mortician? Giving your services where they're least expected... sort of a Una-embalmer.
 
Fountainboy:
What in the bloody hell is a "cool aid mutherfucker"???

First time smoking weed man? If it is, QUIT

Spooky pooh:
what did i do?
why do folks hate me so?

BigBlueHead:
Oh I get it... you're a mortician!
....Una-embalmer

Pendejos. Fucking reading skills of a blind deafmute.
I'm the kool-aid-, my Meph is not a mortician, and everything annoying is hateable.
 
true, my job does involve preparing bodies, but the answer is much easier.

And for the rest of you, I will add the slight gramatical fix that is needed.

Get off my kool aid, mother fucker.
 
That would be semantic, not grammatical...

I'll get off your kool aid now. (Was I on it?)
 
well whatever it is i am doing, i guess i will have to redouble my efforts.
dankass you have been warned
 
That would be semantic, not grammatical...

Actually it was a grammatical fix of a semantic error resulting from bad grammer.

It's a good thing I was here. :cool:
 
Well, Fuck Me Dead And Black And Bloated...

... I thought this was a call for insane ramblings!

Well... Damn thee black as the underside of Hades!

Now ye shall have them, damn ye!!!

By Hell's Ten Million Devils!
Put a tab of acid in that fukkin' kool-aid!

Shaddap shadd'nap!!!

I demand that I may or may not be Vroomfondle!!!

YOU, sir! and YOU, madam!

DAMN IT, I said!!!

"...Within the silence of twelve eleven,
the ever-expectant awaits..."

I am certain/uncomprehending that I am asleep/awake...

Retribution? ...ho, ho ho...
We slant ourselves away from thee,
Invulnerable in obliqueness
To your perpendicularly arranged emplacements...



...This way I go
On dirty toes,
For to save my shoes
From gravel...


Yes...


I mean, No....
 
the list

shades of ole sparky and other facists

whats the criteria used to place posters on list?
obsfucation will not be tolerated.
be forthcoming
 
Spookz:
whats the criteria used to place posters on list?
obsfucation will not be tolerated.
be forthcoming
Think about it.

You're like a terrier that's caught the whiff of a bitch in heat.
 
bah
plan on going thru all the breeds? first poodle now terrier?
you are right tho, i never falter where pussy is concerned
havent you learned yet i do not think?
stick your leg out. i wanna give it a hump and piss on it.
why?
cos you are my bitch!
bitch!

why do you denigrate messiah meph? thought you two were pals
 
Originally posted by spookz

havent you learned yet i do not think?

yeah, i noticed.

As for the list and criteria required to be on it, i will say this:

its my kool aid and my list.
I ain't telling you shit.

I shouldn't need to spookz.
The answer is all around you.
Its in the river. Its in the sun.
Dream with a cat, and it will show you the way.
 
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