I guess you're not merely a picky eater, but a super-picky food critic.
You are never invited to my house for apple pie.
My chili and my moussaka are pretty good, the other guy makes decent enough curry; the kale and chard coming in from the hydroponic pool has freshness going for it, but generally the food around here is mediocre both in preparation and presentation.
What I'm really getting at regarding preparation and presentation is
mindfulness. I suppose I could have said that in the first place, but I didn't. I really don't care for fancy food, I just care that it looks and tastes like someone cared.
When I lived in southern Mexico, I would occasionally eat in the market stalls. Mexico isn't especially easy for vegetarians--especially the non-touristy areas--but people make an effort to accommodate. One elderly woman would make me enchiladas with plantain, onion, and cilantro--simple and straightforward, but they were incredible.
I don't really know how to articulate the qualities that make for "looking like someone cared," and I suppose it's entirely possible that I could be fooled (doubtful though), but there is...
something. Can I really tell if the bagel has been blessed by a rabbi? I dunno, but I
think I can tell whether the rabbi was invested, or was just phoning it in. Also, in spite of our disparate beliefs (though most rabbis are, in fact, atheists), we share a mutual appreciation for the Book of Job, which is pretty much where this inarticulable, or ineffable, notion is coming from in the first place.