Newbie:
Hello everyone. I've joined here because it seems such a nice place.
Everyone seems so clever, so I'm not sure whether I will fit in.
I do hope so. I'm so lonely at the moment because all my family were killed in a car crash five years ago.
All I had left was my lovely old dog Tess, who I used to take to bed and cuddle while I cried myself to sleep.
Unfortunately, Tess died yesterday, so I'm all alone.
Maybe I can make some new friends here.
Old Sciforumer:
Oh, quit your griping!
What do you think this is, some kind of home for idiots?
You think we want to hear you moaning all day?
For Gods Sake! Find somewhere else!