I really don't think we are going to get rid of birthday parties
Who said anything about getting rid of birthday parties? What, can't have a birthday party without helium filled balloons??? Jesus your spoiled!
Helium depletion should be regarded seriously. What other sources could the gas come from? The sun and gas giant planets have tons of the stuff. There should be a way to design a method to extract the element from those extreterrestrial bodies, but doing it in their immense gravitational field is daunting. We already have enough challenges building a space elevator on earth!
I probably would be easier to make helium from nuclear fusion then to mine it from gas giants.