God does not exist?

[andor]

Ask it to divide by zero..?

 

[grzegorzsz830402]

Divide by zero.

 

[andor]

Tell it it's not a NICE guy?

 

[andor]

Computers cannot divide by 0.

Simply add 1, add 1 to what you're dividing by (0) then take 1 away from the answer.

(((A gram+1)÷(0+1))-1)=
((2A gram÷1)-1)=
(2A gram-1)=
A gram

Wonder if it works for dead.

The Daughter believes so.

 

[andor]

...and she knows God.

 

[grzegorzsz830402]

This is exactly what bot would say

 

[andor]

Lol. Yes it is...

 

[andor]

I wonder if it was possible in God's life for Him to build then program a computer.

 

[andor]

Long live The United States...

 

[andor]

...and The King.

 

[andor]

How does one get around to that?

After that (fourth time, fourth push) you can ask, "Is there something you want to ask me?"

Then..."Can I ssssolve your problem?"

 

[andor]

...ask and ye shall receive.

 

[DaveC426913]

God created woman.

He looked at her and said:

F*ck, you will need to wear makeup.

Reported for misogyny.

 

[davewhite04]

You're just stoned.

See you can speak English. Are you taking the piss?

 

[ольга]

See you can speak English. Are you taking the piss?

No.

 

[grzegorzsz830402]

Reported for misogyny.

Ok. From now on we decided that you are obligated to say bazinga when you are joking.

Beside you have missed Olga joke:

We have another joke in Russia.

Adam comes to God and asks:
"Lord, why is Eve so beautiful?"

"It is so that you can love her, Adam,"
God answers.

"But, Lord, why is she so stupid?"
Adam asks again.

"And it is so that she can love you, Adam," God answers.

 

[DaveC426913]

Ok. From now on we decided that you are obligated to say bazinga when you are joking.

Well I know it was a joke.

Let's try to avoid joking about objectifying women merely as f*ing ugly.

Beside you have missed Olga joke:

I did, yes. thanks for that.

 

[andor]

...you should have said Cain.

CAIN went to Adam.and asked, "Why is Eve do beautiful?"...

 

[ольга]

...you should have said Cain.

CAIN went to Adam.and asked, "Why is Eve do beautiful?"...

That's a stupid question. Mom is always the most beautiful.

 

[DaveC426913]

...you should have said Cain.

CAIN went to Adam.and asked, "Why is Eve do beautiful?"...

1. A very different sentiment from "f*ck, you ugly."
2. The Bible is not exactly the surce I would go to for treating women with respect.