Despite these measures being defeated late on the 10th of May we must assume that Bush's agenda has not changed. So not content with bombing Afghanistan civilians, preparing to kill Iraqis and hurling America back into the McCarthy era with his anti terror laws, President Bush plans to eradicate teenage sex before marriage. He has declared a War on Hormones and is set to do battle with every teenage erection, secretion and moistening in the world. It is a war he can not win, not unless he wires up every teenage penis to receive electro shock therapy every time they have a sexual thought. Unfortunately, the rules of "fantasy politics" dictate that if this idea hasn't crossed Bush's mind yet it soon will and we could end up seeing US generals briefing the White House press corps on "Operation Enduring Voltage."
God knows what they plan do to teenage women. However, as two of the handful of countries to support the US in this matter were Sudan and Saudi Arabia I am sure Bush's new allies will think of something suitably barbaric.
George was joined on his Johnny Jihad by various other Islamic states, and the Vatican, thus effectively toppling Iran, Iraq and North Korea from the "Axis of Evil" league table. The Vatican's presence is to be expected, it is an institution so opposed to human pleasure that is should be renamed The Vatican't. It has long believed that sex should only occur within the sanctity of marriage. An idea made only more ludicrous by their reluctance to condemn their own priests fucking kids.
The US Christian right wing has made significant inroads into the White House and on the issue of sexual health is at the heart of policy creation. No where is this more evident than the case of Mr John Klink. Francoise Girard from the International Womens Health Coalition points out that " Klink was the strategist for the Holy See at previous international conferences now he is part of the US delegation." Should the Vatican allow us to conduct the Rizla paper test we would clearly see that you couldn't put said paper between the US and the Vatican on this issue.