Does God shit? Yes, there are terrorists, religious extremists, and militant politicians everywhere. What more evidence do you need? The Middle East and Washington are His favorite shitholes.
Does god poop?
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This universe is the fart out of Joe blow god's butt and accidentally crapped nuggets because the lowlife is gross. That's why freaky crap like flowers growing from a pile of shit happens and also why the universe is expanding as god's fart of a universe is dissipating and we will all fall through a black hole down the toilet.
ah, so you gay now!:shrug:
A shame that nobody could take this question seriously.
I have recently spent some time researching this very question. Not just "Does God poop?" (Meaning the Christian God, of course.) But, is there any record of any deity defecating.
There are only two references to be found. One in which Zeus rained down a golden shower upon Danae to father Perseus. And another from the Northwest Indian mythos where the Raven flies over the ocean shitting. Where his shit hits the water it forms islands.
That's it.
Of course, google is notoriously difficult when it comes to these types of things, but you'd think that more would be readily available than just these two myths from all the myths in the world to choose from.
Do you realize that your behavior in this thread is indicative of the very trait within humanity that led to this dearth of excretion in myth? The same trait in which people on television don't go to the bathroom outside of the occasional fart joke?
A man I know, a man who is unphilosophical to his core, pontificated long and uttered these sacred words which seem to sum up the whole message portrayed by this thread:
"You know, I was thinking, wouldn't it be a better world if we were all born without buttholes?"
I have recently spent some time researching this very question. Not just "Does God poop?" (Meaning the Christian God, of course.) But, is there any record of any deity defecating.
There are only two references to be found. One in which Zeus rained down a golden shower upon Danae to father Perseus. And another from the Northwest Indian mythos where the Raven flies over the ocean shitting. Where his shit hits the water it forms islands.
That's it.
Of course, google is notoriously difficult when it comes to these types of things, but you'd think that more would be readily available than just these two myths from all the myths in the world to choose from.
Do you realize that your behavior in this thread is indicative of the very trait within humanity that led to this dearth of excretion in myth? The same trait in which people on television don't go to the bathroom outside of the occasional fart joke?
A man I know, a man who is unphilosophical to his core, pontificated long and uttered these sacred words which seem to sum up the whole message portrayed by this thread:
"You know, I was thinking, wouldn't it be a better world if we were all born without buttholes?"
You're kidding, right? No doubt if God dropped a big turd on the Earth right now that some eyes would be opened. Although I think it a novel way for God to express His opinion we would have to ask an even more important question.... What does God use for asswipe?
More of the same.
By the way, there is no god, but the stories that are concocted about such beings say a lot about the story tellers.
As do the comments in this thread.
By the way, there is no god, but the stories that are concocted about such beings say a lot about the story tellers.
As do the comments in this thread.
No God? No shit.
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