Does god poop?

[S.A.M.]

scatophilic obsessions are the sign of a shitty life

 

[shichimenshyo]

scatophilic obsessions are the sign of a shitty life

This thread stinks


wait...I started this thread.

Alf says "this thread rocks"!



Alf is always right.

 

[shorty_37]

And when he eats really spicy foods......lightning bolts shoot out is A$$

 

[Reiku]

How dare you!

this thread is just as good as any of the threads that other people (why?) post.

Well, excuse me, but it begged the question: For instance, God is Spirit. Shit is mass. Big fuckin difficulty here...

 

[shichimenshyo]

Well, excuse me, but it begged the question: For instance, God is Spirit. Shit is mass. Big fuckin difficulty here...

I never specified what his shit would be made out of, maybe its holy shit?

 

[Thoreau]

I'd like to throw a turd from the top of a skyscraper and examine the pattern it makes as its hits the asphalt.

 

[maxg]

I think it's one explanation for creation.

 

[S.A.M.]

I think it's one explanation for creation.

Are you related to spidergoat?

 

[shichimenshyo]

I think it's one explanation for creation.

Yes we are thats why he needed to rest on the seventh day, you'd need to rest too with a entire cosmos lodged in your colon.

 

[Reiku]

I'd like to throw a turd from the top of a skyscraper and examine the pattern it makes as its hits the asphalt.

Twice in the same evening, and you're talking about shit! Lol

 

[maxg]

Are you related to spidergoat?

Possibly. I am related to Harry K. Thaw, the 1st man in US history to get off on a murder charge with an insanity plea.

 

[oreodont]

If god poops then....

is he regular? Perhaps some of that smiting and smoting is a sign of the frustration from irregular bowell syndrome or constipation. Or could be some rectal blockage such as Jerry Falwell getting too close when constantly kissing the lord's ass and getting sucked up into the vortex.

Skip the candle at church next time. God has central heating and electricity (he invented everythong) and instead set out an offering such as whole bran cereal or a bottle of Ex-Lax.

 

[shorty_37]

Ok well who wipes his butt then? and Does he use Cottonelle?

 

[shichimenshyo]

Ok well who wipes his butt then? and Does he use Cottonelle?

Mormons?

 

[maxg]

Mormons?

Mormons wipe his butt or he uses mormons to wipe with?

 

[shichimenshyo]

Mormons wipe his butt or he uses mormons to wipe with?

THE LATTER DAY SAINTS

 

[machaon]

If I wanted and had the ability to create life for the purpose of worshiping me, I would endow such life with the capacity to question whether or not I poop. I would take great precauction that there would be absolutely no empirical proof of whether or not I poop. But yes, they would wonder. There would be songs around the campfire about my poop, but the proof would elude the eager minds in the dancing light...
But thats just me. I'm funny like that.

 

[Zardozi]

aye aye aye aye aye

 

[whitewolf]

I mean men are made in his image, so does he? If he does what would it smell like?

Man is like god but not the same as god; therefore, it is possible that god is unlike man in some ways and lack of shit is one of them.

 

[redarmy11]

OR... it's equally possible that he shits like a good 'un AND that it tastes like chocolate ice-cream.