Do the size of your breasts mean more than finding the right bra?

[Oli]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0851582/

Nice try Red.
(PS, for future reference you should leave out the words "quite possibly")

Adding to your list of admirers still, Saiyyadati? I thought it was polygamy, not polyandry

 

[S.A.M.]

OK. I don't care.

If that is indeed you in your avatar, I still think you're quite possibly the most beautiful woman I've ever laid eyes on.

* feigns disinterest *

In that case I won't break your heart by telling you its Audrey Tautou


edit: looks like Oli was faster

 

[S.A.M.]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0851582/

Nice try Red.
(PS, for future reference you should leave out the words "quite possibly")

Adding to your list of admirers still, Saiyyadati? I thought it was polygamy, not polyandry

Those are not my admirers Oli; just my girls'

 

[redarmy11]

Those are not my admirers Oli; just my girls'

I do have the legs for stockings (but don't own the stockings :bugeye: ).

PS Was the original picture you then? If so, the statement stands.

 

[S.A.M.]

I do have the legs for stockings (but don't own the stockings :bugeye: ).

You missed the apostrophe after the s in girls.

PS Was the original picture you then? If so, the statement stands.

Nope it wasn't; I'll put up a picture in the Picture thread soon.

 

[redarmy11]

Hmm. I think you should, samcdkey, I think you should..

 

[Theoryofrelativity]

Hmm. I think you should, samcdkey, I think you should..

and what about your pic? Clothed will be acceptable.

 

[spuriousmonkey]

On the topic of breasts:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/5190306.stm

Breastfeeding 'kills baby's pain'

A review of research found that breastfeeding newborns helps relieve the pain from a needle prick used to screen their blood for disease.

Breastfed babies appeared to experience less pain than those who were swaddled, given a pacifier, or a placebo. Comfort from a mother's presence may be key.

The wife's breasts have been considerably enlarged due to pregnancy and subsequent breast feeding. They were already large. How do I feel about this?

As usual a man can never form an opinion by himself. He has to consult his mates. The general conclusion reached is that all breast sizes are delicious! Big, small, medium. What really counts is the entire package. In fact we know some women with what you might call perfect goodlooking breasts but we wouldn't put or genitalia near these women (except some of my mates) for the simple reason of personality.

In short. We love all women if the whole package is good.

The size of my wife's breasts do mean more than finding the right bra. It's a means of releaving pain and delivering milk. And I find them aesthetically pleasing.

 

[redarmy11]

OK, here's one of me, not having any trouble at all with kite strings on the go-karts:

http://static.flickr.com/74/193320668_18d8fee6a5.jpg

 

[Theoryofrelativity]

OK, here's one of me, not having any trouble at all with kite strings on the go-karts:

http://static.flickr.com/74/193320668_18d8fee6a5.jpg

ah so you are ginger haired (strawberry blonde) with green/blue eyes and tattoo on left upper arm, oh and 'ouch'.

 

[S.A.M.]

OK, here's one of me, not having any trouble at all with kite strings on the go-karts:

http://static.flickr.com/74/193320668_18d8fee6a5.jpg

Post a picture Red

 

[redarmy11]

OK ToR, you frightened me there for a second. I quickly worked out that you deduced the fair hair (more brown now, actually) and eye colour (blue) from my skin tone.

The tattoo bit did make me think you'd flown in on a broomstick for a second, though.

Until I realised that probably 97% of men have a tattoo in that position.

Now if you could tell me what it's a tattoo of... then I'd be impressed.

A good try, though.

 

[S.A.M.]

Red I posted my pic; WHERE IS YOURS???

 

[Oli]

Until I realised that probably 97% of men have a tattoo in that position

Mine's on my right arm (Well, one of them). But nothing on the left. Why did you choose your left arm?

 

[redarmy11]

Sam, there are no pictures of me on the internet.

And there are not going to be any pictures of me on the internet.

I mean, people might see them.

I'll PM you one at some point if you like but you must promise to burn it upon receipt.

 

[Theoryofrelativity]

OK ToR, you frightened me there for a second. I quickly worked out that you deduced the fair hair (more brown now, actually) and eye colour (blue) from my skin tone.

The tattoo bit did make me think you'd flown in on a broomstick for a second, though.

Until I realised that probably 97% of men have a tattoo in that position.

Now if you could tell me what it's a tattoo of... then I'd be impressed.

A good try, though.

anchor

 

[redarmy11]

Because only girls have them on their right arm, Oli.

On a completely different subject: why did you choose your right arm?

 

[redarmy11]

No ToR, and I'm relieved that you got it wrong. It's a cat. Had it done years ago, gone off it now, I'd like something else in it's place. Don't know what though.

 

[Oli]

Because only girls have them on their right arm, Oli.

Damn I did wonder why I get get funny looks when clothes shopping.

On a completely different subject: why did you choose your right arm?

Easy, because I keep my cigarette pack rolled in my left t-shirt sleeve, and having a tattoo on an arm with that sleeve rolled up would be too much of "hey look at my tat, guys!" The tattoo was for me, not everyone else....

 

[redarmy11]

Quite so, have them done for yourself or not at all.