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Does anyone here have entertaining curses that they would like to share?
eg: When I was in the army, I ended up at Fort Ritchie in the operations company. We had a company clerk: Roberto Ramirez who was a brilliant wordsmith.
He came up with many entertaining curses including this curse(which I treasure)
" May the bleeding piles torment you
and corns grow on your feet
and crabs as big as roaches
hang on your balls and eat
and when all the world forsakes you
and you're a total wreck
may your head fall through your asshole
and break your fucking neck"
go Ram
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anyone else?
eg: When I was in the army, I ended up at Fort Ritchie in the operations company. We had a company clerk: Roberto Ramirez who was a brilliant wordsmith.
He came up with many entertaining curses including this curse(which I treasure)
" May the bleeding piles torment you
and corns grow on your feet
and crabs as big as roaches
hang on your balls and eat
and when all the world forsakes you
and you're a total wreck
may your head fall through your asshole
and break your fucking neck"
go Ram
.................................
anyone else?