Corrupt-A-Wish

chaos1956 said:
granted, but you boobs fall out of your suit in front of all the athletic men in your high school who laugh at your misquote bites. Later in life you get plastic surgery. You BF loves them but gets a little too rough one night you left breast breaks spilling out deadly silicone which leaks out kills you before you get to the hospital.

I wish to be immortal.
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I've always wanted smaller boobs, so that corruption is null.

@Gremmie: Granted you can draw better. You spend all your time drawing porn.

I wish for smaller boobs. :D
 
visceral_instinct said:
I've always wanted smaller boobs, so that corruption is null.

@Gremmie: Granted you can draw better. You spend all your time drawing .

I wish for smaller boobs. :D
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Granted ... they are now slightly smaller than planet Jupiter.

I wish I owned a pickup truck
 
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Granted, you've just been evicted. You'll get a new IP at the hotel down the road.

I wish I could see that hair down there.
 
Granted. Unfortunately, I walked out the bathroom naked and spilled some dye on the floor. Your kid eats it and dies.

I wish my lower intestines weren't violently spasming.
 
Gremmie said:
Granted...But, due to inflation, that won't buy you a donut.

I wish I had a ton of pure gold.
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Granted. But you suddenly realize your arms aren't strong enough to carry it. So you spend a ton's worth of gold to buy robotic enhanced arms.

I wish I didn't have to type so much.
 
Granted. It's in the form of hundreds and hundreds of little gold statues of a pair of testicles.

I wish to not tear my obliques every time I throw a kick at someone (in martial arts class that is, I don't go around beating people up...if only because I'm old enough to go to jail...).
 
visceral_instinct said:
Granted. It's in the form of hundreds and hundreds of little gold statues of a pair of testicles.

I wish to not tear my obliques every time I throw a kick at someone (in martial arts class that is, I don't go around beating people up...if only because I'm old enough to go to jail...).
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granted..you are now equipt with both robot arms and robot legs..but they had to castrate you to fit them on..

i wish someone else would pay my bills..
 
Wish granted. God pays them for you, but since he doesn't exist he sucks at paying bills. He leaves you and your daughter on the street forcing her to become a prostitute after you develop an addiction to crack

I wish people would completely ignore all my posts.
 
chaos1956 said:
Wish granted. God pays them for you, but since he doesn't exist he sucks at paying bills. He leaves you and your daughter on the street forcing her to become a prostitute after you develop an addiction to crack

I wish people would completely ignore all my posts.
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Granted.. god ends up paying your bills for you..:D

I wish for more posts!
 
1. You failed to grant the wish when you quoted the wish.

2. When you failed to grant the wish you only corrupted the game. The OP specifically states you have to corrupt the previous persons wish.

3. your bills aren't paid and still out on the street LOL
 
chaos1956 said:
1. You failed to grant the wish when you quoted the wish.

2. When you failed to grant the wish you only corrupted the game. The OP specifically states you have to corrupt the previous persons wish.

3. your bills aren't paid and still out on the street LOL
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lol..i granted your wish to be ignored..you were(ultimate corrupted wish..)..i
answered the previous posters wish..

praise god for the miracle!..:D

I wish god would put me at the head of the line so i don't have to wait so long to get my bills paid....
 
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