Granted..You get BroomHilda back..She'll warm up your hands between her thighs.
I wish I was younger.
Granted you are now an infant...
I wish we staid at a wonderful 80 degrees year round!
Granted..You get BroomHilda back..She'll warm up your hands between her thighs.
I wish I was younger.
Granted you are now an infant...
I wish we staid at a wonderful 80 degrees year round!
granted, but you boobs fall out of your suit in front of all the athletic men in your high school who laugh at your misquote bites. Later in life you get plastic surgery. You BF loves them but gets a little too rough one night you left breast breaks spilling out deadly silicone which leaks out kills you before you get to the hospital.
I wish to be immortal.
I've always wanted smaller boobs, so that corruption is null.
@Gremmie: Granted you can draw better. You spend all your time drawing .
I wish for smaller boobs.
YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
Granted. I steal that truck and run you down with it.
I wish for size A boobs.
Granted. Unfortunately, I walked out the bathroom naked and spilled some dye on the floor. Your kid eats it and dies.
I wish my lower intestines weren't violently spasming.
Granted. They give up and explode.
I wish I had a million bucks.
Granted...But, due to inflation, that won't buy you a donut.
I wish I had a ton of pure gold.
Granted. It's in the form of hundreds and hundreds of little gold statues of a pair of testicles.
I wish to not tear my obliques every time I throw a kick at someone (in martial arts class that is, I don't go around beating people up...if only because I'm old enough to go to jail...).
Wish granted. God pays them for you, but since he doesn't exist he sucks at paying bills. He leaves you and your daughter on the street forcing her to become a prostitute after you develop an addiction to crack
I wish people would completely ignore all my posts.
granted..you are now equipt with both robot arms and robot legs..but they had to castrate you to fit them on..
i wish someone else would pay my bills..
1. You failed to grant the wish when you quoted the wish.
2. When you failed to grant the wish you only corrupted the game. The OP specifically states you have to corrupt the previous persons wish.
3. your bills aren't paid and still out on the street LOL