Corrupt-A-Wish

[Poochie]

Granted, your on/off switch is now a dimmer, permanently set at dim

I wish I knew how to get this damn collar off.

 

[NMSquirrel]

granted..but in order to do that you have to satisfy domesticated om's libido..
(insert head here...)

i wish everyone would take one day off from sciforums..
'

 

[Gremmie]

Granted, your on/off switch is now a dimmer, permanently set at dim

I wish I knew how to get this damn collar off.

Granted...You've been decapitated..Problem solved..

I wish I had some popcorn right now.

 

[NMSquirrel]

granted , but you choke on a kernel when you realize you granted the wrong wish..


i wish ppl would stop posting over my wishes..

 

[domesticated om]

Granted. People stop posting over your wishes......for exactly one minute and 15 seconds.

I wish the cracked screen on my phone would magically repair itself.

 

[Poochie]

Granted. People stop posting over your wishes......for exactly one minute and 15 seconds.

I wish the cracked screen on my phone would magically repair itself.

Granted, of course it turns opaque at the same time.

I wish fire hydrants weren't so far apart.

 

[Kernl Sandrs]

Granted, of course it turns opaque at the same time.

I wish fire hydrants weren't so far apart.

Granted, but to squeeze in the extra hydrants requires them to occupy spaces that are already being used. Mailboxes, telephone booths, etc, a minor inconvenience...



I wish I knew what to wish for...

 

[Gremmie]

Granted, but to squeeze in the extra hydrants requires them to occupy spaces that are already being used. Mailboxes, telephone booths, etc, a minor inconvenience...



I wish I knew what to wish for...

Granted...You know what to wish for...But, you develop amnesia before you have a chance to make it.

I wish I had a slice of cherry cheesecake..

 

[domesticated om]

Granted...You know what to wish for...But, you develop amnesia before you have a chance to make it.

I wish I had a slice of cherry cheesecake..

Granted - you are given the perfect slice of cherry cheesecake. However, you are so paranoid that the cheesecake was corrupted that you never take a bite.


I wish I had a slice of chocolate double layer cake and a glass of milk.

 

[Mr. Hamtastic]

Granted-One double layer chocolate cake made of ex-lax chocolates and a glass of milk of magnesia for you.

I wish I had a nickel for every post on sciforums.

 

[visceral_instinct]

Granted, you spend it all on drugs.

I wish I wasn't afraid of any male who isn't a metal head/rivet head type or otherwise obviously one of my kind. I wish I wasn't so fucked in the head, period.

 

[domesticated om]

Granted.... but then you discover that you had the right idea all along from the beginning. You also discover that you were quite sane....... you eventually start spending all your time wishing you could be as cool as Visceral Instinct (since you're now virtually someone else).


I wish Tennessee would suddenly start a ballot measure to legalize marijuana, and it passes.

 

[Gremmie]

Granted.... but then you discover that you had the right idea all along from the beginning. You also discover that you were quite sane....... you eventually start spending all your time wishing you could be as cool as Visceral Instinct (since you're now virtually someone else).


I wish Tennessee would suddenly start a ballot measure to legalize marijuana, and it passes.

Granted.., It is now legal...But, smoking, or eating it, isn't.

I wish I could retire sooner.

 

[visceral_instinct]

Granted, you spend all your time sitting on the sofa farting and get so bored that you kill yourself by injecting sulfuric acid up your anus for something to do.

I wish I could do gainers...WITHOUT landing on my head and breaking my spine.

 

[chaos1956]

granted, but you boobs fall out of your suit in front of all the athletic men in your high school who laugh at your misquote bites. Later in life you get plastic surgery. You BF loves them but gets a little too rough one night you left breast breaks spilling out deadly silicone which leaks out kills you before you get to the hospital.

I wish to be immortal.

 

[Gremmie]

granted, but you boobs fall out of your suit in front of all the athletic men in your high school who laugh at your misquote bites. Later in life you get plastic surgery. You BF loves them but gets a little too rough one night you left breast breaks spilling out deadly silicone which leaks out kills you before you get to the hospital.

I wish to be immortal.

Granted...But, you're a paraplegic..

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[NMSquirrel]

Granted...But, you're a paraplegic..

I wish I could breathe underwater.

granted..your so happy about it you start a career in deep sea diving..on your first dive you swim so far down that the pressure kills you..

I wish for an anti-wish-corruption device that would grant me one wish without corruption

 

[Gremmie]

granted..your so happy about it you start a career in deep sea diving..on your first dive you swim so far down that the pressure kills you..

I wish for an anti-wish-corruption device that would grant me one wish without corruption

Granted..one condition though...The wish itself must be corrupt..

I wish I had a robotic housekeeper.

 

[domesticated om]

Granted..... I 'm re-gifting you BroomHilda Ulgurnst.... my robotic housekeeper

Your wife troll (An actual troll) manages to override her brainwashing program and becomes upset at being forced to do the housework so reverts to wearing the trousers, you're now the trolls man bitch.

I wish someone would come along and warm up my cold hands (fingers are frozen after my jog tonight )

 

[Gremmie]

Granted..... I 'm re-gifting you BroomHilda Ulgurnst.... my robotic housekeeper




I wish someone would come along and warm up my cold hands (fingers are frozen after my jog tonight )

Granted..You get BroomHilda back..She'll warm up your hands between her thighs.

I wish I was younger.