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Granted, your on/off switch is now a dimmer, permanently set at dim
I wish I knew how to get this damn collar off.
I wish I knew how to get this damn collar off.
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Granted, your on/off switch is now a dimmer, permanently set at dim
I wish I knew how to get this damn collar off.
Granted. People stop posting over your wishes......for exactly one minute and 15 seconds.
I wish the cracked screen on my phone would magically repair itself.
Granted, of course it turns opaque at the same time.
I wish fire hydrants weren't so far apart.
Granted, but to squeeze in the extra hydrants requires them to occupy spaces that are already being used. Mailboxes, telephone booths, etc, a minor inconvenience...
I wish I knew what to wish for...
Granted...You know what to wish for...But, you develop amnesia before you have a chance to make it.
I wish I had a slice of cherry cheesecake..
Granted.... but then you discover that you had the right idea all along from the beginning. You also discover that you were quite sane....... you eventually start spending all your time wishing you could be as cool as Visceral Instinct (since you're now virtually someone else).
I wish Tennessee would suddenly start a ballot measure to legalize marijuana, and it passes.
granted, but you boobs fall out of your suit in front of all the athletic men in your high school who laugh at your misquote bites. Later in life you get plastic surgery. You BF loves them but gets a little too rough one night you left breast breaks spilling out deadly silicone which leaks out kills you before you get to the hospital.
I wish to be immortal.
Granted...But, you're a paraplegic..
I wish I could breathe underwater.
granted..your so happy about it you start a career in deep sea diving..on your first dive you swim so far down that the pressure kills you..
I wish for an anti-wish-corruption device that would grant me one wish without corruption
Stryder said:Your wife troll (An actual troll) manages to override her brainwashing program and becomes upset at being forced to do the housework so reverts to wearing the trousers, you're now the trolls man bitch.
Granted..... I 'm re-gifting you BroomHilda Ulgurnst.... my robotic housekeeper
I wish someone would come along and warm up my cold hands (fingers are frozen after my jog tonight )