Corrupt-A-Wish

[NMSquirrel]

the premise is simple..

user posts his/her wish, next user grants previous wish but corrupts it..
then adds his/her own wish..

like this...


I wish i had all the money in the world..

 

[christa]

*granted, you get the money, but you are now being followed by police and now the worlds most wanted list*

I wish for a vacation

 

[CheskiChips]

* granted the vacation...in the congo.

 

[Kernl Sandrs]

Wish: World peace.

 

[CheskiChips]

Wish: World peace.

Oh yeah, sorry for got to wish. I'll do it now.

*World peace granted, everyone else is gone.

I wish for 18 dollars and a pizza.

 

[Kernl Sandrs]

Oh yeah, sorry for got to wish. I'll do it now.

*World peace granted, everyone else is gone.

I wish for 18 dollars and a pizza.

18 dollars in pennies and a cold pizza. With no microwave ovens within a 20 mile radius. Or any other means of heating it.


Wish: Flying cars. We should have them by now...

 

[NMSquirrel]

you get your 18 dollars and your pizza delivered by the same person,he opens the box to show you your pizza and your eighteen buck sitting on top of the pizza...he then proceeds to have the biggest sneeze you have ever heared, and showers the pizza,money, and yourself..doctors visit costs you $800 not counting the lost time from work..

i wish for her to be waiting for me in bed tonight..

 

[Kernl Sandrs]

i wish for her to be waiting for me in bed tonight..

She is, but what you do not know is that she has every conceivable STD, and she's not really that good, anyway.

 

[NMSquirrel]

dont forget to wish..otherwise its up for grabs..
im 46..im alot closer to being dead anyway..stds would be a short term thing..but even if she aint no good in bed i'll keep her if she does a great foot massage...

 

[Kernl Sandrs]

And I wish for a new laptop. Full anti-virus/malware/spyware protection. The most unbelievable graphics, a back-light keyboard, and other really nice amenities.

 

[Dywyddyr]

Wish: Flying cars. We should have them by now...

Granted.
$2,000,000 a pop and 1/2 mile per gallon.

And I wish for a new laptop. Full anti-virus/malware/spyware protection. The most unbelievable graphics, a back-light keyboard, and other really nice amenities.

Granted. Battery life: 2 minutes. No adaptor available to plug into the mains.

I wish I could think of a wish.

 

[Kernl Sandrs]

I wish I could think of a wish.

You have, but you expended it on wishing what to wish for.


I wish people would stop obsessing over the damn Twilight...

 

[stateofmind]

I wish I could think of a wish.

Granted: you've thought of one and it turned out to be a wish for richard simmons to shower you every morning - and it was granted.

I wish I was enlightened.

 

[stateofmind]

I wish people would stop obsessing over the damn Twilight...

Granted: They all went back to obsessing about Harry Potter.

 

[Kernl Sandrs]

I wish I was enlightened.

Granted: you're now fully enlightened, able to perceive things in a totally new way, and understand things nobody else can. But you're unable to communicate these things because you're dead.

 

[Dywyddyr]

Granted: you've thought of one and it turned out to be a wish for richard simmons to shower you every morning - and it was granted.

Should I wish I knew who Richard Simmons is/ was?
Never heard of him.

 

[stateofmind]

Should I wish I knew who Richard Simmons is/ was?
Never heard of him.

You don't have to - he'll be up early for you tomorrow

 

[christa]

guys....

you are only allowed 1 wish, and allowed to do only ONE corruption..


I wish ppl would learn how to play this game!! hahaha

*you cannot answer more then 1 wish. you need to corrupt the person before you, and make your wish. then leave it alone till someone answers your post..you MUST corrupt the persons wish, and you must ask for a wish*

 

[Enmos]

I wish ppl would learn how to play this game!! hahaha

My wish is the corruption:

I wish people cannot corrupt my wish.

 

[darksidZz]

I wish to have sex with a hot redhead tall girl.