Can I be the new shark on shark tank?

[Beaconator]

I’ve got business and manufacturing experience.

I think mr evil made a huge mistake.

If Sam was Samantha maybe I would understand.

 

[sideshowbob]

I think it's hilarious that two of the sharks are Canadian. Don't the Yanks have enough zillionaires of their own?

 

[James R]

I don't think Elon Musk is very busy right now. Perhaps he could do it?

 

[Ethernos D Grace]

If u had enough money nd fame. Sure u can.