You're certainly free to try.Interesting.
This thread isn't closed yet, which means we're free to squeeze Marquis' entrails through his maw?
Because that's exactly what I'd love to do right now, you know, choke the bile out from his body and gel his hair with it.
For the moment, anyway. En guard!
All you need is convince them you have, which shouldn't be terribly difficult.
When all else fails, pretend you've won. All it comes down to is force of personality - and that you have in spades.
So you win. Right?