I would never bring anyone into this world and glad.
I haven't either.
Take the surname and what ever name your going to use, and use it to make a certain number. Like say your whole name has 23 letters, or 12 letters. Do something like the ptb do with theres, use numbers to determine what name to use. Names can be very important and how they sound have an effect on people.
Who or what is/are the PTB?
Crafting a name for a child like it's some kind of school project is, I suppose, one way to do it. But most people prefer to pick a name that has some significance to them. An old family name, a good friend, a historical figure, a prominent person in their religion, a literary or mythological figure, a popular entertainer, a name used by their people in their ancestral homeland (many Afro-Americans do this), even a politician--although this can backfire because sometimes they turn nasty or stupid as their power increases. Many people name their firstborn after themselves, usually (but not always) giving them a unique middle name.
I have even read about one couple who named their son after a beloved dog--but it was a human name, not Spot or Rover.
Like i said do yourself a favour and never bring anyone into this world. . . .
The "population crisis" is over. The rate of population increase has been slowing since the 1980s and is universally predicted to turn negative before the end of this century. It turns out that prosperity is the most effective contraceptive. So there's no onus on having children anymore, and in fact
somebody is going to have to keep our species viable. Not to mention propping up the Ponzi Schemes we euphemistically refer to as "Social Security."
. . . . but if you do, use numbers and sounds to pick a right name.
I can't imagine that very many people would like to do it that way. That's like naming a new element
ununoctium (literally, "the hundred-eighteenth one, which ain't got a real name yet") because you haven't observed enough atoms of that element to decide what kinds of properties it has, and none of your mentors want their name on an element whose atoms only exist for one ten-billionth of a second and then decay into something unpronounceable like ytterbium. People want a name in which they have an investment, hope, history, tradition, etc. Not something cute and clever that popped up in a book of puzzles for MENSA members.
Plus do your kid a favour and do not pick popular names at present, they can turn into nightmare names.
Uh... perhaps you're unclear on the definition of the word "popular"? It means, "Lots of people really like it!"
Just look at how some people named there kids "Gay", when that word meant something different.
"Gay" still means "happy, cheerful, festive, carefree." It hasn't been popular since the early 1950s, long before the word was appropriated to mean "homosexual." There is tremendous pressure on a population to NOT use a common name as a derogatory slang word. "
Roger, over and out" -- "I'm going to be
frank with you" -- "put the car up on the
jack" -- "I'm leaving my ex-wife out of my
will" -- these are not insulting so it's no problem.
Yet even when it happens, it never seems to cause much trouble. "John" is slang for BOTH a toilet AND a prostitute's customer. Yet it's still one of the most popular English names and men named John never feel insulted when the slang word is used in their presence.
Parents should think about it a lot and not be impulsive.
I can guarantee you that
no one is impulsive when choosing a name for their child. Not even if they already have ten and it's getting hard to find a new one. They may pick names that we think are
silly, but they put a lot of thought into it.
Frank and Gail Zappa named their boy Dweezil and he loves the name. When he was born the officials in the hospital did not allow them to put Dweezil on his birth certificate because in their bureaucratic wisdom they were positive that it would be a handicap. So they wrote "Ian Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa," knowing it would be a headache for the hospital back office. But they always called him Dweezil. When he started attending school, he discovered to his shock that Dweezil was not his real name. The kid actually went before a judge (with the help of the family attorney) and demanded that his official name be changed to Dweezil. The judge was moved, and the change was made with all due haste.