LAWS OF ANIME
Check this out came from my Univ. anime club (the one I was kick out of for making fun of all the animes)
http://condor.stcloudstate.edu/~otaku/animelaw.html
oh here is the later version, my fellow students riped it from the origional:
http://www.bright.net/~nyla/animelaw.html
here are some goodies from the link to look at
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage.
Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it
coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead.
This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality
Lobe of the brain.
11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corrallary
Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corrallary
Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human
science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of
these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".
27. Law of Feline Mutation (a_hicks@lvc.edu)
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
A. be female
B. will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
C. wear as little clothing as possible, if any
37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume
somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object
at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule)
The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with
unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include
costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.
38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several
gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure
through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes
is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the
eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is
located at the back of the head.