You don't count. You are an American remember. This thread is about you. And why you are evil.
This thread is about American Haters, not Americans. So this thread is about you, not me. It helps to read the titles of the threads you are in. That way you don't get them all confused with each other.
And good god, every time I look at this thread and see the "where" instead of we're, it hurts my eyes. Can a European please edit the title of this thread so it doesn't hurt my sensibilities any more?