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For this experiment you will need: two flowers (one male, one female), one bumble-bee, one light source (preferably the Sun moving from East to West, two wild Gorillas (one male, one female).

Instruction: have the plants shy from the light until dead. Aliens will appear. The aliens must mate with two Gorillas and alter the D.N.A of the resulting offspring to make two humans (Brother and Sister.)

Results: One society.
 
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For this experiment you will need: two flowers (one male, one female), one bumble-bee, one light source (preferably the Sun moving from East to West, two wild Gorillas (one male, one female).

Instruction: have the plants shy from the light until dead. Aliens will appear. The aliens must mate with two Gorillas and alter the D.N.A of the resulting offspring to make two humans (Brother and Sister.)

Results: One society.
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Reported as insanity in the science section.
 
...But am I lying?!

Is this not the evolution you have been seeking?? There is just no pleasing some people. You turn your backs on God and now evolution. I'd be interested to hear YOUR solution to the green problem. What, beings condemned to spend forever green without chance or hope of death?

"If he's so smart how come he's dead?"-Homer Simpson, The Simpsons.

"If my answer's frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions!"-Pulp Fiction.
 
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...But am I lying?!
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I don't know if you are knowingly writing something that is incorrect, so I cannot say if you are lying.
I can say that you are wrong, so wrong that your statements are meaningless.

"If my answer's frighten you then you should cease asking scary question!"-Pulp Fiction.
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Your posts do not frighten me, they only elicit concern for you. If you are trolling then ha-ha, if you are not trolling then I say I hope that things work out for you.

Good luck
 
"This is time-travel Leonard. Congratulations will have been in order. "-Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory.

In other words things HAVE worked out for me. If things were going to work out they would have already done so. :D

Just because YOU disagree with what I've posted does not mean others will.

If I'm wrong can you explain to me why there are both male and female flowers?? And Bumble-bees? And the Sun? And Gorillas for that matter.

"It's the future, I've tasted it."-Brian Potter, Phoenix Nights.
 
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For this experiment you will need: two flowers (one male, one female), one bumble-bee, one light source (preferably the Sun moving from East to West, two wild Gorillas (one male, one female).
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Two flowers (one male, one female)

Done (male deadly nightshade female pansie)

One bumble-bee

Sort of done have a fumble bee and / or wasp Which should I use?

One light source

Sort of done Have son who says he's bright

Two wild Gorillas (one male, one female)

Done Boy are they wild about me taking them from the forest

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Instruction: have the plants shy from the light until dead. Aliens will appear. The aliens must mate with two Gorillas and alter the D.N.A of the resulting offspring to make two humans (Brother and Sister.)
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Have the plants shy from the light until dead

Done but I just put them in a blender and flushed them down the loo

Aliens will appear

No aliens

The aliens must mate with two Gorillas

No aliens no mateing

Alter the D.N.A of the resulting offspring to make two humans (Brother and Sister.)

No altered DNA

No offspring

No two humans

No brother and sister

Results two wild gorillas shaging each other while son watches

Tried again

This time I got two extremely wild gorillas

Turned out the male was gay and female lesbian

Gave up
 
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For this experiment you will need: two flowers (one male, one female), one bumble-bee, one light source (preferably the Sun moving from East to West, two wild Gorillas (one male, one female).

Instruction: have the plants shy from the light until dead. Aliens will appear. The aliens must mate with two Gorillas and alter the D.N.A of the resulting offspring to make two humans (Brother and Sister.)

Results: One society.
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That doesn't make any sense to me. Frankly it looks bizarre.

Can you explain (in comprehensible prose) the idea that you are trying to express?

The pop-culture quotes didn't help. What "green problem"? What does any of this have to do with biological science?
 
What happened to the bumblebee in the OP?
I think Counter is a new mod in the breaking-in stage.
 
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