Would you rather explore space or the ocean?
Space. I'm a scifi geek.
Yes. My dad first took me hunting when I was a little kid. IT was a horrible experience. I don't like killing animals. I can appreciate the need to do so (I love meat), but I can't do it. My dad tells me that I used my shot gun as a crutch and filled the muzzle with mud. He was kind of pissed off.
Yes. I do love fishing. I used to spear fish in the Canary Islands.
Have you ever hit a woman you weren't related to?
Ugh. Long story. Yes. I punched her. It's such a horribly long story. But my grandfather who was in WWII brought me home coins, various "memorabilia" from dispatched Nazis (rank symbols, hats), and an number of other wonderful things. She was a crack whore and stole my stuff and sold it. She also was the leaseholder on our apt. Unbeknownst to me she canceled the lease. I came home to a "two day" notice and my stuff being stolen. For some twist of fate, she left her really nice bed in the apt. When she came around to pick it up, I told her it was mine until she coughed up my property. An argument ensued. Something about the reason for her father killing himself as a result of her being a worthless whore
may have come out of my mouth (she came from a disturbed family; side note: I was an idiot for moving in with her, but that story for another time). Things degenerated. She attempted to scratch my eyes out, I parried. She tried to hit me. Blocked. As a rule, women get two free shots. After that, they're open game. She ended up with a black eye.
I never saw my grandfather's stuff again, and somehow she ended up with her fucking bed back. Dirty whore.
Can you play any musical instrument?
No. I have no musical talent.
What kind of outfit is your favorite?
My Khaki shorts, Sambas, black t-shirt.
What is your favorite drink / beverages?
Water. Silk Soy Milk. Jone's Root Beer.
Have you ever have serious illness or injuries? What was it?
I had several reconstructive surgeries on the right side of my face between age 8 and 11. At age seven I was attacked by two German Shepards and was tore up pretty badly. They went after the right side of my face, ripped off the ear, and bit a sizable hole in my right leg. It took a number of surgeries from a great doctor.
What things do you usually celebrate (birthday? christmass?)
I hate birthdays. I hate birthdays. When I met my boyfriend, I made him agree that we wouldn't fuss over them. I told him I hate them. I don't call my brothers or parents on theirs. I don't send cards to friends or buy b-day gifts. My friends are all okay with that, but my boyfriend has duped me into celebrating his, which just annoys the hell out of me.
Christmas is okay, but I work in retail and people become mutant assholes in the month of December, so I'm not a big fan of that either. Though, I do enjoy buying gifts for the BF and my parents (they are the only people I buy for).
My two FAVORITES are Thanksgiving and St. Patrick's Day.
Turkey day (Thanksgiving) is awesome. It's practically uncorrupted by stupid retail and merchandising ploys. It's just family, gathered together around a table, eating amazing food and drink.
My all time favorite is St. Patrick's day. It's a long standing tradition that, no matter where we are on earth, my friends and I will gather downtown Cleveland at the break of dawn and drink for 24 hours straight. Some pussy out halfway through, but it's always a sick blast.
What's the most embarrassing thing you've done in public ?
I got drunk at Carnival in Spain and puked all over myself, in the car, on my friend. Everywhere. I was hung over for two days. My host mother was furious (she was a fucking bitch anyway). My friends just brushed it off and said it the funniest thing ever, which is odd, because I would have been pissed (especially considering how intoxicated I was).
~String
