3 Word Story

In an attempt to keep myself entertained and awake at work we are gonna play 3 word story. It's very simple to play. Just write 3 words and 3 words only. The next person will add their 3 words and as the thread goes along you will have one goofy story.

I'll start:

Yesterday I went

 

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Straight to hell.

 

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i saw satan

 

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He was very

 

busy with work

 

roasting peoples weinies

 

and trimming bushes.

 

Satan enjoys gardening.

 

But he also

 

does the macarena

 

while drinking margaritas.

 

Then one day

 

I saw God.

 

Accepting his offer,

 

I ate cheese

 

and saltine crackers

 

that contained artificial

 

biproduct of cow.

 

Crumbs, said god.

 

Among other things.