Notes on Plagiarizing Wikipedia
Rand Paul-agiarist
When deciding whether or not a particular issue is worth shoehorning into a post, one might consider various factors.
For instance, maybe one day your favorite infotainment host calls out a notorious opposition senator for
plagiarism.
Especially when the plagiarism accusation appears true, what do you do? Jump on it? Wait? Tell yourself you'll see where this goes?
So imagine that on Monday, your favorite host calls out a notorious opposition senator for plagiarism, and makes a convincing case for this one example.
Well, you know, there are all sorts of things going on. To the one, plagiarism has destroyed presidential candidates; ask Vice President Biden about the '88 primary. And, of course, this is a widely-rumored presidential hopeful, but still ....
On Tuesday, then, another example emerges from other press sources. Interestingly, the politician is plagiarizing the same general source. And that's the thing; this isn't some obscure document a staffer forgot to cite in-text. That is to say, it would appear the politician is plagiarizing ...
Wikipedia.
Come Wednesday, someone manages to get the notorious opposition senator to answer the issue. He lashes out after the infotainment host, essentially complains about pedantry, and then goes on to falsely assert that he credited all sources appropriately, leading people to wonder if the notorious opposition senator even knows what plagiarism is.
A staffer finally concedes that they will be more cautious in the future, which seems to be progress.
Of course, it then emerges that the senator plagiarized the AP.
And come week's end, the senator's staff is
purging his website in order to make it just a little harder to find transcripts of the senator's speeches, and thus a little harder to find more examples of plagiarism.
The thing is, when it starts, just how obsessed does anyone want to be with just one story?
To wit, we all know I'm a fan of Maddow's show; and when she busted Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) for plagiarizing Wikipedia—about
Gattaca, for heaven's sake—it was certainly worth a chuckle, but how long did I expect the story to last? In truth, since Paul was a Republican, I figured all he would have to do is admit the error, blame a staffer, and then the typical New Republican Standard would kick in, and instead of destroying his credentials as a politician, the scandal would elevate him to a new valence of respectability.
Whatever. Say what you want about my politics; I didn't expect this story to last until the following weekend.
But think about it:
Deny. Confuse. Erase. That second step is the weird one; do we really believe Sen. Rand Paul, a self-certified optometrist, doesn't know what plagiarism is? Is he obfuscating, or genuinely confused? And then the Soviet style purge? And, yes, I used that descriptor, "Soviet style", deliberately; this sort of behavior—deny, obfuscate, erase—is the sort of thing Americans famously denounced about the Soviet Union during the Cold War. One might note the irony of autocratic behavior in a politician who is also a member of the nation's authoritarian party, but when you stop to think about it for a second, it isn't exactly surprising.
Paul followed a template; we saw it in 2010, when responding to questions about his ABMS certification. First he downplayed it, asking what the idea that he was faking his credentials as an optometrist had to do with the election. He then issued a statement describing his lapsed ABMS certification as an asset, and attacked his accusers.
But in the end, a man fraudulently claiming board certification for his medical practice really turns out to be a good thing in the minds of Kentucky voters.
Who knows? Maybe this isn't just one of those sauce for the goose things; that is, maybe it isn't just one standard for Republicans and another standard for everyone else. Maybe this is a Kentucky thing. Maybe voters in the
Chicken Bluegrass State count ignorance and dishonesty as assets.
One thing, though, is certain:
This scandal should have been dead by midweek.
And yet, it presses on, in no small part thanks to Sen. Rand Paul himself.
____________________
Notes:
Yarvitz, Michael. "Senator Paul and the disappearing transcripts". MSNBC. November 2, 2013. MSNBC.com. November 2, 2013. http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/senator-paul-and-the-disappearing-transcripts