Where to Begin?

Dr. Carson, to you. You recently railed against the double-standard in the media, sir, that seems obsessed with inconsistencies and potential exaggerations in your life story, but looked the other way when it came to then-Senator Barack Obama's. Still, as a candidate whose brand has always been trust, are you worried your campaign―which you've always said, sir, is bigger than you―is now being hurt by you?
What part of the Milwaukee debate
wasn't a disaster? Let us start with that general proposition, because I'm so tempted to make a fellatio joke, here. No, really, could Neil Cavuto have been any more
friendly to Ben Carson with that question?
And then Maria Bartiromo topped him, pitching Marco Rubio such a softball―
BARTIROMO: Welcome back to the fourth Republican presidential debate.
Senator Rubio, Hillary Clinton is the clear front runner for the Democratic nomination. If she is indeed the nominee, you will be facing a candidate with an impressive resume.
She was the first lady of the United States, a U.S. senator from New York, and secretary of state under Barack Obama. She has arguably more experience, certainly more time in government than almost all of you on stage tonight.
Why should the American people trust you to lead this country, even though she has been so much closer to the office?
RUBIO: Well, that's a great question, and let me begin by answering it.
―that even the junior senator from Florida couldn't help but notice.
James Hohmann↱ of the
Washington Post noted,
"Marco Rubio got lobbed softballs so soft that he could not help but LAUGH at one of them. Literally!" At the
New York Times,
Jonathan Martin and Patrick Healy↱ described Rubio's night:
Mr. Rubio was not only able to avoid being drawn into the contentious immigration debate, but also repeatedly received questions that allowed him to answer with versions of his stump speech. Even he seemed unable to believe his good fortune when he was asked to make his case against Mrs. Clinton. He chuckled for a moment before unspooling a well-rehearsed argument: why he can prosecute a "generational" case against her.
Dave Weigel↱ tweeted,
"You couldn't have written that Rubio Q to be any nicer if you were introducing him at a fundraiser."
Steve Benen↱ of msnbc was only mildly less not subtle:
Perhaps there's something to be said for grading candidates on a curve. It's a bit like college football, when the strength of the schedule is taken into consideration.
Sure, the senator effortlessly recites canned, carefully scripted mini-speeches, without any real regard for their connection to the question, which invariably earns overly enthusiastic praise. But it probably helps when the questions―which were so tilted in Rubio's favor that he couldn't help but laugh―practically invite him to recite portions of the stump speech he delivers literally every day.
There is no question the Republican Party wants the audience to see its candidates at their best, but even as such the Wall Street Journal/Fox Business News event was by any fair measure a catastrophe.
Tessa Stuart↱ of
Rolling Stone cataloged "23 WTF Moments" from the debate, which isn't quite like doing Christmas dog sweaters during wartime, but we're talking such low-hanging fruit one only wonders why she stopped at twenty-three. Then again,
Benen↱ required three paragraphs to explain Carly Fiorina's most brazenly bizarre moment.
At another point last night, Gerard Baker, the editor in chief of the Wall Street Journal, reminded Carly Fiorina, “In seven years under President Obama, the U.S. has added an average of 107,000 jobs a month. Under President Clinton, the economy added about 240,000 jobs a month. Under George W. Bush, it was only 13,000 a month. If you win the nomination, you’ll probably be facing a Democrat named Clinton. How are you going to respond to the claim that Democratic presidents are better at creating jobs than Republicans?”
If anything, Baker’s numbers were tilted in the GOP’s favor, since Obama’s totals are dragged down by including the early months of his presidency, when the economy was in free fall. Nevertheless, the point is accurate – since World War II, more jobs are created under Democratic presidents than Republicans – prompting Fiorina to reply, “Yes, problems have gotten much worse under Democrats.”
She’d just been reminded of the opposite, which made the exchange a little unnerving. I kept waiting for one of the candidates to drop the pretense and declare, “I reject this version of reality and replace it with one I like better.”
And what can anyone say about Ben Carson? Cavuto deliberately
gave Carson cover↱, and the good doctor's answer was to pretty much use it to accuse people of lying by not promoting his lies. Yet as stupid as that moment was, Dr. Carson achieved impressive incoherence discussing the Middle East;
Igor Bobic↱ and
Steve Benen↱ alike used the phrase,
"word salad", which really is unfair to words and salads alike.
No, seriously, what
was that? I mean, that whole show. Seriously, this is just the start. And the thing is it's like some manner of deliberate cruelty. To some degree I owe it to myself and my society―you, know, as a voter, or whatever―to pay at least some attention to these Republican candidates, but damn it, why the hell do Republicans have to make it such an agonizing experience? Could any one of them
please start making sense?
I mean, hell, did you catch the part where Trump started randomly folding in other people's material?
Well, first of all, it's not only Russia. We have problems with North Korea where they actually have nuclear weapons. You know, nobody talks about it, we talk about Iran, and that's one of the worst deals ever made. One of the worst contracts ever signed, ever, in anything, and it's a disgrace. But, we have somebody over there, a madman, who already has nuclear weapons we don't talk about that. That's a problem.
China is a problem, both economically in what they're doing in the South China Sea, I mean, they are becoming a very, very major force. So, we have more than just Russia. But, as far as the Ukraine is concerned, and you could Syria -- as far as Syria, I like -- if Putin wants to go in, and I got to know him very well because we were both on 60 Minutes, we were stablemates, and we did very well that night.
But, you know that.
But, if Putin wants to go and knocked the hell out of ISIS, I am all for it, 100%, and I can't understand how anybody would be against it...
Rubio makes a pale mention of the South China Sea, Kasich one-ups him on the point, and then Trump did this, just sort of sticking it into the middle of trying to dodge a question about how he would deal with Russia. And it's actually a pretty good move because if you look at how vapid the answer is, and how excrementally overstuffed a poseur Trump actually is―look, the phrase is
dicking them around, and the fucking Republicans are letting him.
What the hell?
Talk about a clown car, laughing and screaming all the way over the cliff and straight to Hell.
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Notes:
Benen, Steve. "Ben Carson’s unawareness keeps catching up with him". msnbc. 11 November 2015. msnbc.com. 11 November 2015. http://on.msnbc.com/1PoTVbU
—————. "Like hitting a ball off a tee", msnbc. 11 November 2015. msnbc.com. 11 November 2015. http://on.msnbc.com/1Pp49ck
—————. "Reality takes a beating in latest Republican debate". msnbc. 11 November 2015. msnbc.com. 11 November 2015. http://on.msnbc.com/1PoC30J
—————. "Why Carson’s complaints about scrutiny are wrong". msnbc. 10 November 2015. msnbc.com. 11 November 2015. http://on.msnbc.com/1Pmswau
Bobic, Igor. "Watch Ben Carson Deliver A Bunch Of Word Salad On The Middle East". THe Huffington Post. 11 November 2015. HuffingtonPost.com. 11 November 2015. http://huff.to/1QwN4fO
Hohmann, James. "The Daily 202: Carson unscathed, Bush stops bleeding, Kasich bombs and seven other takeaways from the Republican debate". The Washington Post. 11 November 2015. WashingtonPost.com. 11 November 2015. http://wapo.st/1M8mHtu
Martin, Jonathan and Patrick Healy. "In Republican Debate, Candidates Battle Sharply on Immigration". The New York Times. 10 November 2015. NYTimes.com. 11 November 2015. http://nyti.ms/1M8mPJz
Stuart, Tessa. "23 WTF Moments From the Fox Business GOP Debate". Rolling Stone. 10 November 2015. RollingStone.com. 11 November 2015. http://rol.st/1MLFEPZ
Team Fix. "Who said what and what it meant: The 4th GOP debate, annotated". The Washington Post. 10 November 2015. WashingtonPost.com. 11 November 2015. http://wapo.st/1WSUrOz
Weigel, Dave. "You couldn't have written that Rubio Q to be any nicer if you were introducing him at a fundraiser". Twitter. 10 November 2015. Twitter.com. 11 November 2015. http://bit.ly/1ll3f4b