The Chicago O'Hare UFO of 2006

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Magical Realist said:
I haven't attributed it to anything. I simply asked why ETs visiting us is implausible or impossible. So far noone has been able to answer this.
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I've answered it a 100 times. Time and distance.
And of course if both those are conquered, then to suggest they would just make a quick visit, anal probe some poor schnook, and disappear, is the height of stupidity and gullibility.
 
paddoboy said:
I've answered it a 100 times. Time and distance.
And of course if both those are conquered, then to suggest they would just make a quick visit, anal probe some poor schnook, and disappear, is the height of stupidity and gullibility.
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Because its so far away, (Alpha Centauri?), ET couldn't have traveled that distance with their highly advanced technology? That doesn't follow at all. And because the disc only appears for a few minutes, it anal probed some poor schnook? That doesn't follow either. Any other illogical claims you wanna make?
 
Daecon said:
What doesn't follow is why you keep posting thread after thread of BS and not expecting to be called out on it.
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What do you know about what I expect? Can you quote where I ever said I didn't expect responses? And what about this report is "BS"?
 
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paddoboy said:
But that's exactly what it did do! Not 100% sure about the anal probing, but it certainly did disappear, never to be seen again.....and just happened to be saucer shaped as we all imagined they would be.
I think gullibility on your part is a far more likely reason.
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It merely went up into the clouds. That's it. It didn't "disappear forever" or anal probe anyone or return home. You're making false claims based on no evidence. Why are you doing this? And why is a saucer shape evidence that it isn't ET in origin? Do you know what shape ET craft would be?
 
Magical Realist said:
So because NASA has an inflatable decelerator to be used on Martian landings, China has a flying saucer that matches the description of the one mentioned in the OP? That doesn't follow at all.
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Makes more sense than this guy coming all that way to stick something up our bum...

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Magical Realist said:
Because its so far away, (Alpha Centauri?), ET couldn't have traveled that distance with their highly advanced technology?
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Alpha Centauri?

That made me laugh out loud.

Do you know what that actually is? For example, are you aware that it is a binary star system and is the closest star system to our own Sun? My kids look at it all the time through our little telescope. It is one of the easiest systems to identify and find in our night sky.

And that if it did have planets, they would not be in the habitable zone and would be so hot that nothing could exist on them.

I don't know why people who believe in UFO's always refer to Alpha Centauri as a supposed source of UFO's. Nothing can survive in that system.

That doesn't follow at all.
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And you think saying they come from Alpha Centauri does follow?

And because the disc only appears for a few minutes, it anal probed some poor schnook? That doesn't follow either. Any other illogical claims you wanna make?
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Because a small craft with what would be tiny aliens traveled all that way, from "Alpha Centauri" to hover for a few minutes over an airport and then fly off back home? This sounds logical to you? Are they bored or something?
 
And that if it did have planets, they would not be in the habitable zone and would be so hot that nothing could exist on them
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Superhabital worlds near Alpha Centauri B:

http://www.gizmag.com/alpha-centauri-b-superhabitable-worlds/30571/

Because a small craft with what would be tiny aliens traveled all that way, from "Alpha Centauri" to hover for a few minutes over an airport and then fly off back home? This sounds logical to you? Are they bored or something?
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Who knows where they came from? You certainly don't. And you certainly don't know they flew back home. Read the report again. Nothing about anal probing or flying back home.
 
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Magical Realist said:
Who knows where they came from? You certainly don't. And you don't know they flew back home. Read the report again. Nothing about anal probing or flying back home.
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No one even knows what it was. You don't even know it is a "they". There are no known photos of it - which is amazing that in 2006, no security cameras around the airports even managed to capture it or even a shadow of it.

It is unidentified. That does not mean it is aliens.
 
Magical Realist said:
Because its so far away, (Alpha Centauri?), ET couldn't have traveled that distance with their highly advanced technology? That doesn't follow at all. And because the disc only appears for a few minutes, it anal probed some poor schnook? That doesn't follow either. Any other illogical claims you wanna make?
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You would be without a doubt one of the most illogical gullible people we have on this forum.
The UFO in question is unexplained, a UFO, and your continued illogical processes, and avoidance of common sense and gullibility, does not really reflect any credibility on yourself.
Like the rest of the nonsense you chose to infest this forum with, they are either "tricks of the trade", unexplained, and/or illusions, which totally inane gullible people lap up with gusto.
 
Magical Realist said:
Right..just an unidentified flying saucer. Gee...who could THAT be? lol!
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Why do you automatically assume it is aliens?

What led you to believe or connect a flying saucer with aliens?

Do you believe anything unidentified is automatically not of this world?
 
Alien space craft are not going to come here, hover just below the clouds for a minute or two, and shoot off back home....that doesn't follow. They are not going to harass any lone vehicle driving on a lonely road, to again quickly disappear from whence they came...that doesn't follow. They are not going to kdnap some poor lonesome schnook, and anal probe him, before returning him to whence he came and then again disappear...that does not follow. They are not going to come here after traversing many light years of travel to just do any of the things I have suggested, and then quickly disappear and return home...that just does not follow.
What does follow is that what was seen was either imagined, an illusion, a trick, a meteorological event, and as such is unexplained.
 
Magical Realist said:
Is that what this disc did? Can you post the evidence for this?
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Then what were they here for?

As for evidence that is what they did:

http://www.jasoncolavito.com/aliens-and-anal-probes.html
http://www.alien-technology.com/alien-abduction/abduction-story_05.shtml
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread532771/pg1
http://www.jasoncolavito.com/blog/who-was-the-first-person-to-receive-an-alien-anal-probe

So let’s go back still further to Whitley Strieber’s Communion (1987), widely considered to be the most influential alien abduction account, even though Strieber did not specifically identify the creatures that abducted him as space aliens. Although he never uses the phrase “anal probing” in recounting what he supposedly “remembered” of his 1985 alien abduction while undergoing hypnotic regression, he does discuss the aliens violating him anally:Soon I was in more intimate surroundings once again. There were clothes strewn about, and two of the stocky ones drew my legs apart. The next thing I knew I was being shown an enormous and extremely ugly object, gray and scaly, with a sort of network of wires on the end. It was at least a foot long, narrow, and triangular in structure. They inserted this thing into my rectum. It seemed to swarm into me as if it had a life of its own. Apparently its purpose was to take samples, possibly of fecal matter, but at the time I had the impression I was being raped, and for the first time I felt anger.
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Given that virtually all of your evidence is based on "eye witness" testimony... and there are literally dozens upon dozens of "eye witness" testimony and stories that aliens "abducted them and violated them anally"... I think we can say that, at the very least, a significant portion of these "aliens" are apparently fixated on sticking things in our asses...

Or, do you wish to decry this "eye witness testimony" now that it doesn't support YOUR PERSONAL narrative?
 
Bells said:
Why do you automatically assume it is aliens?

What led you to believe or connect a flying saucer with aliens?

Do you believe anything unidentified is automatically not of this world?
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Because we have no technology even close to that, and because these have been sighted in skies since ancient times.
 
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