Women are insane

Gazzle the jayjay?

I read an article about this article last night. Or early this morning. Anyway, Huffington Post's style section explains:

The procedures Wright lists are bizarre and troubling, but she leaves off one of the weirdest approaches to vaginal beauty I've heard of recently: gluing shiny things on your vadge.

In Jennifer Love Hewitt's new dating book, she apparently devotes a whole chapter to the subject. Here's Hewitt on 'Lopez Tonight':

"After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," she said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays."​
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I must admit, I probably won't be reading that particular book.

And, as a personal note, I don't mind various odd terms for one's anatomy, but I don't think I could take a "vajayjay" seriously. Or maybe it's the idea of spending that much time with a woman who says "vagazzle".

Yeah. I know. I know, I know, I know. Men have some seriously fucked up names for their own anatomy. But it would be difficult, to say the least, to not bust out laughing if I was with a guy and he said, "Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew want to say, 'Hello'."

But I long stopped taking penises seriously in that context. Probably ever since Stephen King, I believe in Pet Sematary, wrote that a character thought an erect male penis looked like "Bozo the Clown on a pogo stick".

Still, if I ever found myself looking down at a vagazzled vajayjay ... I don't know. Doesn't offend me, but .... Yeah, I don't know.
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Notes:

"The 7 Weirdest Things Women Do to Their Privates". Huffington Post. February 2, 2010. HuffingtonPost.com. February 5, 2010. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/02/the-7-weirdest-things-wom_n_446454.html
 
Tiassa said:
I read an article about this article last night. Or early this morning. Anyway, Huffington Post's style section explains:

The procedures Wright lists are bizarre and troubling, but she leaves off one of the weirdest approaches to vaginal beauty I've heard of recently: gluing shiny things on your vadge.

In Jennifer Love Hewitt's new dating book, she apparently devotes a whole chapter to the subject. Here's Hewitt on 'Lopez Tonight':

"After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," she said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays."​
​

I must admit, I probably won't be reading that particular book.

And, as a personal note, I don't mind various odd terms for one's anatomy, but I don't think I could take a "vajayjay" seriously. Or maybe it's the idea of spending that much time with a woman who says "vagazzle".

Yeah. I know. I know, I know, I know. Men have some seriously fucked up names for their own anatomy. But it would be difficult, to say the least, to not bust out laughing if I was with a guy and he said, "Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew want to say, 'Hello'."

But I long stopped taking penises seriously in that context. Probably ever since Stephen King, I believe in Pet Sematary, wrote that a character thought an erect male penis looked like "Bozo the Clown on a pogo stick".

Still, if I ever found myself looking down at a vagazzled vajayjay ... I don't know. Doesn't offend me, but .... Yeah, I don't know.
____________________

Notes:

"The 7 Weirdest Things Women Do to Their Privates". Huffington Post. February 2, 2010. HuffingtonPost.com. February 5, 2010. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/02/the-7-weirdest-things-wom_n_446454.html
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From this perspective of Ms. Hewitt it seems she did it for herself. The same reason women paint their nails when men don't even notice.
 
LOL, I'd do that. Its temporary and I think it would shock the heck out of my husband. I might just have to make him wear his night fishing light for the full effect :D

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oooooo, that makes more sense. I was wondering how a bowling ball wouldn't stretch ya out more. I was thinking "I bet she's really good at shoplifting"
 
Orleander said:
WTF!!!! Men don't worry about this kind of crap. I thought hair was supposedly the biggest vaginal issue.
But no! For some reason there is a market for vaginal mints, bleaching, and labiaplasty? Seriously! What the hell is wrong with the women who think they need to do this?
How is some of this any different than FGM?
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Men worry about this stuff too. The penis enlargement/erectile industry is booming right now. Women aren't crazy.

I don't see anything wrong with perfumes and deodorants -- although the vaginal mint is pretty darn unnatural.....yuuuuuuuck. Do not want that at all.

Me personally - I kinda like the soap and "new clothes" smell in a woman's private area.
 
Well anyways I think vaginal lifting is a great idea, considering it is lined with muscles (well to be accurate just the front part) a trained women could tightening it well enough to even forbid penetration, I would also think it would prevent queefing. Heck if the penis was a muscle and not a blood balloon I would be lifting weights with it to bulk it up, fuck every man would! Then you would be wonder how insane men are!
 
Doreen said:
If you can't tell how men's insanity is lurking in these womens' insanity, well.....
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Annnddd a slew of sciforums members proceed to prove your point...

draqon said:
Well this girl I had sex with she was nasty down there...I almost puked, so a little vaginal mint will do her better
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Your lady friend should really see a doctor.

Anti-Flag said:
It depends how clean you are, and it works a similar way for guys, but a lot of women don't seem to keep themselves very clean.
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You're right, men are generally more concerned with personal hygiene than women. :rolleyes:

clusteringflux said:
My guess: Lesbians are a big market share.

I've only been with one woman for the last 19 years, so maybe this is more popular than I realize.
As for smell, try a bath instead of a shower once in a while. Soak that ass, yo.
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:facepalm:

ElectricFetus said:
... I smelled a clean pussy before it does not have such odors, though an unclean one from my experience is as bad as raw fish...
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Have you considered not fornicating with the homeless?

ElectricFetus said:
Probably from ignorance of proper hygiene on their junk, I really should ask my last girlfriend to demonstrate in detail how she kept hers clean, she told me soap but CutsieMarie does have a point, does she just lube her fingers with soap and dive deep or what?
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Probably not.

Let me clarify a couple of things. A healthy, reasonably hygienic (ie showers daily) person should not have offensive genitals. Vaginas do not require internal cleansing--not with douches, and certainly not with soap. Excessive contact with irritants (read: perfumes, deodorants, body soap, bubble-bath) can disrupt the natural chemistry of the vagina, causing bacterial imbalances and ...drumroll... offensive odor and/or discharge.

If your female partner is hygienic and healthy but you still cannot tolerate her genitals unless they've just been scrubbed, perfumed, etc, then you should probably just come to terms with the fact that you simply don't like vaginas that much. :shrug:
 
ogdred said:
Have you considered not fornicating with the homeless?
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Fuck you, she was a Harvard student!

Probably not.

Let me clarify a couple of things. A healthy, reasonably hygienic (ie showers daily) person should not have offensive genitals. Vaginas do not require internal cleansing--not with douches, and certainly not with soap. Excessive contact with irritants (read: perfumes, deodorants, body soap, bubble-bath) can disrupt the natural chemistry of the vagina, causing bacterial imbalances and ...drumroll... offensive odor and/or discharge.
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Well I don't know how she applied it internal or just external, I'll ask, dam.

If your female partner is hygienic and healthy but you still cannot tolerate her genitals unless they've just been scrubbed, perfumed, etc, then you should probably just come to terms with the fact that you simply don't like vaginas that much. :shrug:
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hey I have tolerate stinky pussy, perhaps your comment is aimed at someone else?
 
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