Rules Club

Stryder said:
So your Invalid is invalid. I guess it's open to interpretation.
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Yeah, take him out and kill him.
That way we'll at least have a ready scapegoat for future discrepancies who can't refute our finger-pointing...
 
Oli said:
Pffft, it wasn't quoted in post 350 which claimed to a list of all valid rules...
Decide who's in charge and I'll get back to you. :)
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Stryder said:
Technically Enmos your 0.# rules aren't rule 1, they are classed as rule 0 (zero)


So your Invalid is invalid. I guess it's open to interpretation.
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Here the list of valid rules up to rule 36.
Not much valid ones have been added since though and this devilish Captain Kremmen is trying to cheat and confuse people.

Enmos said:
Complete list:

Rule 0. http://www.sciforums.com/showpost.php?p=1866771&postcount=109
Rule 1. You DO NOT talk about RULES CLUB.
Rule 2. WHEN IN DOUBT, DEPLOY ALL NUCLEAR WEAPONS IMMEDIATELY !
Rule 3. women in the rules club cannot quit rules club, wear clothes, or refuse to offer their sexual services to me. they must RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
Rule 4. women in the club who used to be men (or who aren't sure) cannot abrogate their responsibilities under rule 6.
Rule 5. Codanblad must sit in a tub of freezing cold water at all times while at the club.
Rule 6. All future rules must end with fujugoodigookiblep.
Rule 7. Anyone with an IQ of 100 or lower cannot join the club fujugoodigookiblep.
Rule 8. No talking to yourself. fujugoodigookiblep.
Rule 9. Codsinbladder gets a coffee break every 45 mins to push his nuts back down. fugoodorevilblep
Rule 10. Love Hearts all round. fugoodorevilblep
Rule 11. Codanbland has no authoritah fujugoodigookiblep.
Rule 12. No Aussies allowed, they speak using strange words that only they can understand. ............fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 13. Rule Britannia! fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 14. If you can not sing all the words to O' Canada you may not join rules club...fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 15. If typing while drunk, include the fujugoodigookiblep twice at the end...fujugoodigookiblep fujugoodigookiblep.
Rule 16. Spud is cut off after 4 drinks. If he has a fifth his login password will be terminated....fujugoodigookiblep.
Rule 17. Swearing is big and it IS fucking clever - fujugoodigookiblep.
Rule 18. Only jokes, and chit chat using much profanity may be posted in the Biology thread. Between the hours of 1am- 4am fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 19. Any member not failing to ignore all of the rules without exception will not disbar themselves from not being banned from not posting to the Club. fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 20. You may not cut, peel, or mash pototatoes while Spud is online he takes it too personally.....fujugoodigookiblep.
Rule 21. Every thursday the use of the letter's A and C are banned..fujugoodigookiblep
*Rule 22. No more rules. fujugoodigookiblep

List continued:

Rule 23. Ignore rule #32 fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 24. If anyone uses the word "Ja", they shall immediately be taken to the Sciforums basement and beaten to a pulp.
*Rule 25. Rules Club disbanded due to repeated rules transgressions. No-one else to post in this thread. fujugoodigookiblep.
Rule 26. whazzup biatch and fujugoodigookiblep are the only added statements needed to make a rule valid. All others are optional.
Rule 27. there can be an infinite number of rules.
Rule 28. All rules containing verbs must contain the word "[verb]" before and after the verb(s) all [verb]hail[verb] the mighty gustav
fujugoodigookiblep
Rule 29. all future rules shall adhere to the rules club approved format as follows. any deviations shall render rule invalid
whazzup biatch!
rule # __ :
**Rule 30. The pointing out of violation of rules must be written with their respective number and violation details, so those violating rule #7 can keep up.
*Rule 31. Fraud is not against the rules of the rules club
Rule 32. Rules is more what you'd call guidelines than actual rules - Haaarrrrr!
Rule 33. " Wazzup Biatch! and All hail the mighty gustav
fujugoodigookiblep, must NOT be copy and pasted but typed out"
Rule 34. Any new posts that are NOT new rules must use 2 point Tahoma and coloured green
Rule 35. On Christmas and Bank Holidays all rules club members should greet each other by hopping up and down on one leg while giving the rules club secret greeting, which should be shouted as loud as possible.
*Rule 36. Enmos must ask permission from Rule Club before changing or making rules from now on.


* temporarily declared void as per rule 0
** changed to fit new list
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Stryder, Son of Arathorn
listen not to the many headed one.

Captain Kremmen said:
By Authoritay of the masters, and rule #8
Ignore his anticlubberist amended list.
A reminder of rule 8, a founding rule of rules club made by the wise ones themselves.

Wazzup Biatch!

Rule #8:

All rules created by the Rules Club hater Enmos will be null and void.
All statements posted by him are also null and void.
We repeat, very wisely,
NULL AND VOID

all hail the mighty Gustav
fujugoodigookiblep
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If you want to post a new rule, follow the old ones or its invalid. Guys post on even numbers in blue, backwards with alternating upper- and lower-case letters with multiple headings and endings. Girls post on odd numbers in pink, with the same headings and endings. Read the ruels and figure it out :frust:
 
tim840 said:
If you want to post a new rule, follow the old ones or its invalid. Guys post on even numbers in blue, backwards with alternating upper- and lower-case letters with multiple headings and endings. Girls post on odd numbers in pink, with the same headings and endings. Read the ruels and figure it out :frust:
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:bawl:
They are ruining rules club.
 
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