Your robot mate

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by draqon, Aug 13, 2007.

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Your robot mate choice

  1. Fujitsu

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  2. USexR

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  3. ASIMO

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  4. I do not want robot mate

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  1. draqon Banned Banned

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    We, the children of the 23rd century believe that we have the right to be endowed with the best reproducing machines for us. Our company offers you, YOU to choose the robot that suits your wild fantasies as well as combining the reproduction capability. The baby is human allright =)

    Now let's get on with our choices, shall we

    1) USexR

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    2) Fujitsu (reproduction attachment not included)

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    3) ASIMO (free genetic choice for reproduction)

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  3. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Can I have one that looks like Gregory Peck (including his utterly delicious voice)?
     
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  5. draqon Banned Banned

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    you are a female, you don't need a robot mate. Our company does not offer mating robots for human females since than we would have to extract the egg from you.
    We do offer fake mate robots for you.

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    modeled after Jude Law, a lifelike model has it all.
     
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  7. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Who needs these when you have a Kissmammal 2001?

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  8. draqon Banned Banned

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    Our company believes that using animal-like (aside human) machines for mating is wrong and immoral. Voted by 23rd century famous Transdimentronaut magazine, almost 68.42% of human population agrees with us.
     
  9. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    When I say Gregory Peck, I don't mean Jude Law.
     
  10. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Well they would, wouldn't they.
     
  11. draqon Banned Banned

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    I am sorry we dont carry such model. Please provide it's IMO number.
     
  12. draqon Banned Banned

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    We agree.
     
  13. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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  14. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Obviously a retarded institution.

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  15. Repo Man Valued Senior Member

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    Don't Date Robots!

    And here is a very sad documentary about some "early adopters" - Guys and Dolls

    As utterly hopeless as I've become about finding a woman, I think I'd shoot myself before buying a Real Doll.
     
  16. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    if i was going to buy a robot has a mate he would have to look like, either, charlie sheen, donald sutherland, martin sheen, emilio estevez, jensen ackles, david caruso, kiefer sutherland, oh damn it i'll just have one for each day of the week!!
     
  17. draqon Banned Banned

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    like I said we don't offer robot mates to females. The reason is that we would have to extract the egg from a female in order for the mating to occur outside of her body. Such procedure requires higher governmental approval and risk which we are not willing to take. Females have already capability to produce children...males do not.

    We offer males an opportunity to use a robot mate to produce a healthy child without the need of female human.
     
  18. draqon Banned Banned

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    Our robots are designed to be harbingers of creation of life. Our robots combine DNA in Human Database network and modify your DNA in accordance to the meiosis need while using your DNA from sperm for the creation of a healthy child.
     
  19. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    :roflmao:

    Tachikoma: Ghost in the Shell.
    Vehicle/ robot.
    Someone's being silly.
     
  20. draqon Banned Banned

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    finally someone realized. thank you Oli. I am a fan 2.

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  21. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Motoko Kusanagi rocks!
     
  22. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    I don't think I could, I would take one for free and use it like a tool!
     
  23. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    LMFAO!!!

    TOOL
     

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