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  1. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Is anyone else lame enough to give their music ratings? Like out of 5 stars?
    If so, what manages to get 4 and over?

    I will shamelessly reveal mine only because I don't care what any of you think anymore (I should point out I haven't rated all of my songs, but most)...

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    Bjork- Human Behaviour
    Bjork- Joga
    Bjork- Army of me
    Jeff Buckley- Last Goodbye
    Lupe Fiasco- Kick push
    Tupac- Hit em up
    Kate bush- wuthering heights

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    Amy Winehouse- Valerie (mark ronson remix)
    Ashanti- Happy
    Bjork- All is full of love
    Bjork- Hyperballad
    Bjork- Bachelorette
    Bjork- Venus as a boy
    Bjork- I miss you
    Sugarcubes- Birthday
    Sugarcubes- Fucking in rhythm and sorrow
    Chemical brothers- Out of control
    Chris Isaak- Wicked Games
    Dixie Chicks- Not ready to make nice
    Dr Dre- Still dre
    Hole- Violet
    Hole- Gold dust Woman
    Mariah Carey- We belong together
    Pj Harvey- Naked Cousin
    Pj Harvey- When under ether
    Pj Harvey- A place called home
    Radiohead- Creep
    Radiohead- Paranoid android
    Radiohead- Karma police
    Snoop dogg- Pump, pump
    Tori amos- cornflake girl
    Trey Parker- Everyone has AIDs
    Gravediggaz- Diary of a madman

    Now I will reveal my 3 star songs only to add gravitas to my 4 star songs-
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    Alanis morrissette- You outta know
    Amy winehouse- Valerie
    Avril lavigne- Losing grip
    Babes in toyland- Bruise violet
    Babes in toyland- He's my thing
    Babes in toyland- Dust cake boy
    Bad brains- attitude
    Beastie boys- Sabotage
    Bjork- Big time sensuality
    Bjork- Isobel
    Bjork and massive attack- new world
    Sugarcubes- Motorcrash
    Blueboy- Remember me
    Carrie underwood- jesus take the wheel
    Chemical brothers- Music response
    Chemical broters- Block rockin beats
    Chemical brothers- Salmon dance
    Chris Isaak- Blue hotel
    Christina Aguilera- The voice within
    Ciara- My Goodies
    Ciara- Oh
    Ciara- 1,2, step
    Zombie- Cranberries
    The dead boys- Sonic reducer
    Diana king- Shy guy
    Dolly Parton- Jolene
    Eminem feat. Dr Dre- guilty conscience
    Evenescence- Call me when you're sober
    Fiona Apple- Across the universe
    Fiona apple- criminal
    Flight of the conchords- If you're into it
    Flight of the conchords- Hilarious misunderstanding
    Frenzal rhomb- Get fucked you fucking fuckwit
    Frenzal rhomb- All your friends think you're a fuckhead
    Frenzal rhomb- Punch in the face
    Gangstarr- Above the clouds
    The gossip- Standing in the way of control
    Greenday- Geek stink breath
    Greenday- Brainstew
    Greenday- Longview
    Greenday- Welcome to paradise
    Grinspoon- Just ace
    Grinspoon- Dead cat x 3
    Rollins- Too drunk to fuck
    Jay Z- Beware of the boys
    Jay z feat. Eminem- Renegade
    Jewell- Foolish games
    Jewell- You were meant for me
    Kanye west- Jesus walks
    Kelly Clarkson- The trouble with love is
    Kelly rowland- work
    Killing heidi- I am
    Killing heidi- Outside of me
    Kylie minogue- Red blooded woman
    Lady sovereign- Love me or hate me
    Mariah carey- Always be my baby
    Massive attack- Tear drop
    Massive attack- Unfinished symphony
    Metallica- Enter sandman
    The meteors- Little red riding hood
    The meteors- I hate people
    MGMT- Electric feel
    The misfits- Dig up her bones
    Natalie Imbruglia- torn
    Nick cave- Knoxville girl
    Nick cave- Where the wild roses grow
    Nick cave- Dig lazarus dig
    Nick cave- Red right hand
    Nirvana- Smells like teen spirit
    Nirvana- In bloom
    Nirvana- Lithium
    No doubt- Sunday morning
    Oh laura- Release me
    Patti Smith- Gloria
    Patti Smith- Rock & roll nigger
    Pearl Jam- Alive
    Pearl Jam- Even flow
    Pj Harvey- Good fortune
    Pj Harvey- This is love
    Pj Harvey- Who the fuck
    Portishead- Glorybox
    Primus- Dirty Drowning man
    Primus- Shake hands with beef
    Primus- Gin and juice (snoop dogg cover)
    Radiohead- No surprises
    Radiohead- High and dry
    Rage against the machine- Killing in the name
    Robyn- Show me love
    Roisin Murphy- Overpowered
    Roisin Murphy- You know me better
    Save ferris- Come on eileen
    The shortwave set- No social
    Sinead o'connor- Nothing compares to you
    Sister nancy- bam bam
    The sleepy jackson- The devil was in my yard
    Smashing pumpkins- Bullet with butterfly wings
    Smashing pumpkins- Zero
    Sneaker pimps- Spin spin sugar
    Sneaker pimps- Post modern sleaze
    Sneaker Pimps- Six underground
    Snoop Dogg- Serial killa
    Snoop Dogg- Aint no fun
    Snoop Dogg- For all my niggaz and bitches
    Snoop Dogg- Gin and juice
    Snoop Dogg- Whats my name
    Snoop Dogg- Woof motherfucker
    The streets- In da pub
    Tegan and sara- Walking with a ghost
    Tegan and sara- Back in your head
    Trey Parker- Montage
    Trey Parker- Freedom isn't free
    Trey parker- Now you're a man
    Tupac- thug love
    Tupac- California love
    Veruca salt- Seether
    The white stripes- Seven nation army
    The white stripes- Jolene
    The white stripes- Walking with a ghost
    Gravediggaz- 1800 suicide
    Gravediggaz- Bang your head
    Wu tang clan- Bring the ruckus
    Wu tang clan- NYC everything
    Wu tang clan- Cream
    Wu tang clan feat. cypress hill- Killa hilla niggaz
    Yeah yeah yeahs- Gold lion
     
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  3. Kadark Banned Banned

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    /spits

    You rate your music? That's a bitch move, man ...

    But other than that, the list isn't too bad, I suppose. I see a good collection of songs here which would be permitted entrance to my sacred MP3. Hmm ... you like Snoop, eh? Let me suggest the song, Vato. In addition, I strongly suggest you download Victory by Puff, BIG, and Busta Rhymes. It's fuckin' tight!

    Grab your glocks when you see Ka-dark ... call the cops when you see Ka-dark ...

    Kadark the Scimitar
     
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  5. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    You dissed me but your arab-ass couldn't finish now you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace, sand-nigger I hit em up.

    I might search "victory", to be honest I'm ignorant when it comes to "big" in general, he's always seemed too fat for me.
     
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  7. Kadark Banned Banned

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    That's why I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker ...

    Yeah, you can tell he's fat by his voice. As for Victory, you'll be pleasantly surprised. I think the beat is sick.

    Question: does it make me gay if I listen to Rick Ross's Everyday I'm Hustlin?

    Kadark the Javelin
     
  8. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    I don't know about gay, but tolerant of irritating music? Definately.
    Try to play "skate" on PS3 and not hate that song, there's a remix where they repeat "everday I'm hustlin'" about a million times and I just want to stab a negro when I hear it. Preferably an innocent negro who just wants to learn and get out of the ghetto.
     
  9. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    How does one set the rules as to which are 5 stars while others aren't? What types of criteria are necessary to achieve a 5 star rating as compared to less stars?
     
  10. Gustav Banned Banned

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    hahahaha

    pardon but....
    is this where the fags hang out?
    y'know ...
    lover's lane?
    or did i make a wrong turn?
     
  11. Gustav Banned Banned

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    you stupid fuck
    personal ratings are implicit when apprehending most forms of phenomena
    especially those categorized as art

    perhaps you aim for uniqueness?
    sorry ..

    you fail!
     
  12. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    No you unmistakenly made it to your faggot destination. Now that much is done I guess we should be applying the appropriate wedgies and swirlies you are oh so accustommed to, kike-nigger. AKA impossibly undesirable human wannabe.
     
  13. Gustav Banned Banned

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    go for it, maggot
    amuse me while i ponder strategy
     
  14. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Your attempts to capitalise on weakness only emphasise your own.
    Like a frenchmen you net a stream, rather than bait a hook. Your sportsmanship is poor, and worst of all you quite probably lack the mental capacity to contemplate the lack of valour in your tendencies, making you a beast of limitted potential.

    As I said many months ago, you're no nigger, you're no whitey, you have the shameless flairless, worthless yet consistent attendance of an oriental or asian of sub-continental origins, but only up to a very boringly limitted point
     
  15. Gustav Banned Banned

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    now!

    eeny meeny miny mo ....

    /cackle

    last chance, lou
    kneel before me or i will brutally rape every goddamn proposition you spew

    i mean ....look at the imbecilic opening in tp


    look at the rebuttal


    its as simple as a "i like/i dont like" and the subtle gradations b/w the two
    it is a consequence of being a sentient being

    oh yeah
    what would the maggot know about sentience anyway

    /chuckle

    what then do we get from the tard?

    you are a kike
    no, you are a nigger
    no, you are an asian
    no, you are an oriental


    /flabbergasted

    i bet lou prides himself in divining the ethnicity of faceless entities encountered in cyberspace. that would certainly explain why the maggot rips his hair out everytime he encounters me

    i could have sworn all knew me to be a chumash indian

    i mean ......

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    the fuck on the right is mah great great great great great great granpappy

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  16. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Figures you would be a fucking redskin.
     
  17. EmptyForceOfChi Banned Banned

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    Shut up ladies,

    But Hit em up is a 5 Star Diss track, I still listen to it.

    peace.
     
  18. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Btw
    no shit you primitive, crudely-brained savage.
    That's all the thread is asking, what of your music do you deem worthy of 4 or 5 stars, fucking lay off the peyote and stop trying to scalp shadows, he who has a buffalo dick in his arse.
     
  19. Gustav Banned Banned

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    /cackle

    give an inch and watch the lunatic run a mile
    frikkin puppet

    lookee here, little man, why then characterize as "lame", a practically autonomic psychological response to input? then go on to set yourself up as deserving of censure for goddamn liking something over another?

    ja
    an aggravated sense of self-import

    /spits

    how many goddamn "bestest ever ________" threads have come and gone?
    how is this special?

    /beats lou over the head with a dead fish
     
  20. Gustav Banned Banned

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    /beats some more

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  21. Gustav Banned Banned

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    ahh
    me when up against you


    ah
    me when up against others
     
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  23. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Do you use itunes? You actually physically rate your songs out of 5 stars, or you can, it's a pretty lame thing to do and I've confessed to lamely doing it. I'm just seeing if anyone else does it and if so what is in their "best rated" folder, it would be interesting to see what garners five stars from people. If you did it it might look something like this

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    Chief running water - Hi how are ya
    The apaches - distant drum solo
    Arj Shakatar- Don't cry (just because your cock stinks)

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    The faggets- I'd love a cock in the arse, love
    Nikki Malone- Smelly penis boy (I love you anyway)
    Rimmers Collective- Phwoar! That's your dick?
    etc

    No big deal, yes it is just a different way to say "what are your favourite songs" and no it isn't special. Now go and gently weep while listening to soothing smelly cock acceptance songs.
     

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