Yoda vs. Gandalf

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  1. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Simple question: who would win in a one-on-one fight, Gandalf armed with his staff and Yoda with a lightsaber?
     
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  3. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Fans of science fiction ultraviolence everywhere.
     
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  5. draqon Banned Banned

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    Yoda obviously.
     
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  7. Deathfromabove Hopeless and Useless Registered Senior Member

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    I would want Gandalf to win, But come on he's no match for Master Yoda.
     
  8. draqon Banned Banned

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    finally the shining within, the mind that sees eternity as it really is. Thank you.
     
  9. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    Pfft, Yoda.
     
  10. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    You're talking shit. Gandalf would kick Yoda's arse all the way to the moon and back. Don't make me draw on my astonishingly poor knowledge of both Star Trek and Lord of the Rings in order to prove to you what utter shit you're talking.

    (NB: Pursuant to further bitter disagreement, remind me: which one is Yoda now? Is he the snazzy gold-plated one, or the dome-headed one that looks like a souped-up vacuum-cleaner?)
     
  11. draqon Banned Banned

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    the truth speaks out for itself, hear thy voice of wisdom the creator of this thread. The ultimate wisdom within. Yoda will win.
     
  12. whitewolf asleep under the juniper bush Registered Senior Member

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    Ugh, that's a very difficult question to answer. Ugh, I'm going to have to think about this. Gendalf looks soooo much hotter, and LOTR is soooo much cooler as a movie and as a book. But Yoda is just smarter than Gendalf. I'm so torn. =( I guess what really turns me off about Gendalf is that he's so Christian, it's, like, yuckkkk.
     
  13. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Gandalf is a fracking demi-God, he survived death, defeated a Balrog, destroyed Sauron, helped install Aragorn as king, turned the tide of the Battle of Five Armies, helped drive the Necromancer from Dol Gulder and hung out with some of the wisest elves.

    What does Yoda do? He hides in a swamp and quotes fortune cookies!

    Only reason for that is because the Christians stole and corrupted a lot of native Scandinavian and Celtic myths. He's basically a low-rent Odin.
     
  14. mikenostic Stop pretending you're smart! Registered Senior Member

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    YOU SUCK!
    You beat me to it. I was going to say that Yoda never dealt with one of these before(it's name is Durin's Bane to be exact):
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durin's_Bane

    And Gandalf didn't survive death. He did die.
     
  15. Deathfromabove Hopeless and Useless Registered Senior Member

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    He's christian?????
     
  16. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    CAME BACK from - not survived, good grief, even Sheridan did that.

    Woohoo, he made it fall off a bridge.

    Fuzzy here, (it's 30 years since I read the books) but didn't the destruction of the ring do that?

    Happens regularly in the UK, nobody says those guys in attendance qualify for demi-godness.

    Lucky timing (and loads of other troops).

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    Elves are girlies (just for argument).

    LIVES in a swamp, and when he comes out he kicks Christopher Lee's butt.

    Yeah, but in a Fozzy Bear voice, which is okay in my book.
     
  17. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    I also forgot to mention that he freed Théoden from Wormtounge's influence and convinced Shadowfax to let him ride.

    He died and came back. Semantics.



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    Doesn't that make him a zombie?
     
  18. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    So he's a de-programmer as well.

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    Pfft, Thomas Covenant got ALL the Ranyhyn to let him ride - forever.

    Did he try biting anyone's face off?
    (My hamster didn't when IT came back).
    OOH point to me!
    Died and came back - my hamster did that, no big deal.
     
  19. Pandaemoni Valued Senior Member

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    Big deal, Yoda convinced Chewbacca to let him ride. Plus "Shadowfax" is about as imposing a name as "Blackphotocopy."

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  20. Wisdom_Seeker Speaker of my truth Valued Senior Member

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    Could yoda defeat the Balrog? I don´t think so. Only the respected bearer of Narya, the Ring of Fire, could have done that.

    Gandalf eats Darklords for breakfast.
     
  21. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    None of this actually happened you know. Some bloke smoked a load of crack and made it all up. I'd just like to make that clear for the benefit of the habitually confused..
     
  22. Pandaemoni Valued Senior Member

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    I think he could. Lightsabers, remember? Cut that mutha right up. CHOP! Who wants Balrogburgers?
     
  23. Fettman #1 Bounty Hunter Registered Senior Member

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    Gandalf fought the Balrog all the way down and up unto the mountain top.
     

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