Yo Momma

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  1. Prince_James Plutarch (Mickey's Dog) Registered Senior Member

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    I love you too, TheVisitor.

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  3. Prince_James Plutarch (Mickey's Dog) Registered Senior Member

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    Wait, no I don't. Because I am a Titan from Cain with a black ops NASA project that goes into hyperspace.

    Ave Satanus.
     
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  5. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    How was this thread rescued from the Cesspit?
     
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  7. smlcar Guest

    your mama so fat, her legs are like spoilt milk.
    white and chunky

    your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles the cars slow down.

    ask me why i'm so fat?
    coz everytime i have sex with your mama, she gives me a cookie.

    your mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

    your mama's glasses are so thick that when she reads an atlas, she can see little people waving.
     
  8. cat666 Registered Member

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    is this the new most offensive jokes ever post?
     
  9. Sputnik Banned Banned

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    Dragon ,

    Don´t be angry with them - saying : Yo momma [insert absurd insult ]...
    It`s like a game of rapping between two groups of black people in US ....
    Nobody really mean, what they are saying - the game is to find the most
    offending insult , then that group or person win ....

    It´s a US subculture thing only ..... I guess you haven`t got it in Russia ...
     
  10. tablariddim forexU2 Valued Senior Member

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    That must surely be the sweetest thing anybody's ever said as a reply to a yo mama joke. If I was sitting at a table and Dragon said that, I would just kiss him.
     
  11. superluminal I am MalcomR Valued Senior Member

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    Hmmm...

    Yo momma is so deliciously georgeous and sexy that my dreams are fevered with her kisses and caresses, leaving me to wake feeling warm and satisfied just knowing she exists.

    How's that?
     
  12. Prince_James Plutarch (Mickey's Dog) Registered Senior Member

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    Your moma so constipated, the brick she shat last night has been theorized to have killed the dinosaurs.
     
  13. riku_124 High School Smoker Registered Senior Member

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    your moms like a community bike, everybody gets a ride

    your momma so fay, she got into a space ship and when she got halfway between the earth and the moon, they started gravitating towards her!

    OWNED : PWNED
     
  14. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    Your mother is so overweight one needs to take a packed lunch in order to walk round her, what?
     
  15. smlcar Guest

    Your moma like a tv....gets turned on by 2yr olds.
     

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