By the way, a friend of mine got a pretty vicious virus and could only function in safe mode, so I recommended trying some of these online virus scanners.
They all, each and every one of them, can suck my balls.
They either don't work. Take forever. Or, in the case of Kaspersky, will only remove the viruses if you buy their software.
Fuck them all.
They're nothing but a waste of time.
After spending a few hours trying to get them to do something for her, we gave up and now are just going to back up her crucial data and give her a clean install.
Fuck you, online virus scanners. Fuck you all. Fuck anybody who recommends them, also.