Here's the ad that started my business: -------------------------------------------------------------Small Business Accountant (Bookkeeper Rate!!) GET A FREE FIRST CONSULTATION WITH BASIC FINANCIAL ANALYSIS Tired of piles of disorganized receipts? Tired of making several calculations trying to figure out what is going on in your business? Would you like to have more time to manage your business? Let me take care of your finances! I will take all your confusing receipts, convert them into a clear picture of your business and help you manage it. I will help you with your business and actively work with you to help you achieve your goals. In a nutshell, my services include: * handling all paperwork * creating financial reports * mazimizing your tax savings * providing business advice * on call support * and much more Call now for more information and to book your FREE consultation with no obligation! My name (XXX) XXX-XXXX or e-mail me at the e-mail address above ------------------------------------------------------------- That ad got me 5 responses (actually, 6 just another day, over 3 weeks after I posted it!) and 2 leads. So I'm wondering... how could I improve it. Is there anything on it that would repel someone from answering the ad?
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Much, much, much too long! Git to the point quickly ....the fewer the words the better. And mention "cheap" ....like, "I'm a cheap muthafucka, so use me!" Baron Max
That's great! Too bad I'm not writing a singles ad! LOL!!!!! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I erased it when I posted it in sciforums, you idiot. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Here's the ad that started my business: -------------------------------------------------------------Small Business Accountant GET A FREE FIRST CONSULTATION WITH BASIC FINANCIAL ANALYSIS Tired of piles of disorganized receipts? Tired of spending valuable time trying to figure out what is going on in your business? Would you like to have more time to actually manage your business? Let a professional take care of your finances! We will take all your confusing receipts (receipts are very clear - you don't want them to think you are an amateur), convert them into a clear picture of your business and help you manage it. We will help you with your business and actively work with you to help you achieve your goals. our services include: * affordable rates * handling all paperwork (also my divorce papers?) * creating financial reports * mazimizing your tax savings * providing business advice * on call support * and much more Call now for more information and to book your FREE consultation with no obligation! My name (XXX) XXX-XXXX or e-mail me at the e-mail address above -------------------------------------------------------------
Thank you, spuriousmonkey, that was really helpful. And no, I don't handle divorce papers at the moment. Sorry about that.