Worst Cooking Moments

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by darksidZz, Sep 27, 2008.

  1. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    but i cant understnad how people CANNOT cook, i have been cooking from a very young age, i watched both my grand perants, and its soooooooooo easy,

    i like cooking BIG meals. i like cooking for the whole family at christmas, and i bake cakes almost every day. i just love it, i find it relaxing and theraputic
     
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  3. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    It's because you have that talent, LA. Sometimes it's hard for me to believe people can't work their computers...but there's a world of them.
     
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  5. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    yeah thats true, seriously though all cooking is it "time and common sense"
     
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  7. CarpetDiem Burnin' hours, season days Registered Senior Member

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    Ok I'm convinced SFers, we're all going over to LA's for Christmas and forgetting aboutout idiosynchrasies and stuff , 'cause absolutely almost everyone in the Southen hemisphere does not like cooking at that time in 30 degrees celsius, and its gonna be pasta and rice, but BYO chicken and maybe Paul Newman sokaroonie pasta sauce

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  8. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    Y'all southern hemispherians are welcome to have Christmas with me in Paris...Texas that is..

    It's beautiful:

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    We'll letcha feed little "cool hand Luke" the pony. (His name is appropriate for this week..RIP Paul)

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    So come on up...kick your boots off, and feel free to go back for 2nds or 3rds.

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  9. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    i do the full works at christmas i ahve you kow,

    turkey
    stuffing (homemade)
    gravy (homemade)
    sausages with bacon
    roast potatoes
    roast parsnips
    cranburry sauce (homemade)

    and then for afterwards:

    christmas pudding (homemade)
    or christmas cake (homemade)
    fresh whipped cream
    or brandy sauce

    and for those who dont like christmas pudding or cake i make:

    chocolate floaters

    its all so easy
     
  10. CarpetDiem Burnin' hours, season days Registered Senior Member

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    Helluva spread there Mac, beats mine, currently.

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  11. CarpetDiem Burnin' hours, season days Registered Senior Member

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    Oh yeh, OK, I'll bring the coffee and seegars and Mac will bring his shetlands

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  12. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    ok thats a date

    oh oh and i forgot i have always got chocolates, nuts, and all sorts of other stuff that is bad for you aswell,

    i guess like mac said i got the talent
     
  13. Steve100 O͓͍̯̬̯̙͈̟̥̳̩͒̆̿ͬ̑̀̓̿͋ͬ ̙̳ͅ ̫̪̳͔O Valued Senior Member

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    Bubble and squeak for boxing day?
     
  14. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    ewww grosss. no.

    we have roast chicken salad, with hot beef and onion rolls
     
  15. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    That's my cousin's house...he's rich...I'm not.

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  16. CarpetDiem Burnin' hours, season days Registered Senior Member

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    Now i feel better, Mac

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  17. Steve100 O͓͍̯̬̯̙͈̟̥̳̩͒̆̿ͬ̑̀̓̿͋ͬ ̙̳ͅ ̫̪̳͔O Valued Senior Member

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    But bubble and squeak is brilliant.
     
  18. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    its gross steve
     
  19. phlogistician Banned Banned

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    Worst cooking incident was when a pyrex dish containing a beef stew I'd anticipated for hours decided to shatter after I took it out of the oven. It went everywhere.

    I'm a kitchen whizz though, and do all the cooking pretty much, and don't screw up much.
     
  20. Pinocchio's Hoof Pay the Devil, or else.......£ Registered Senior Member

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    I cooked 25 lasagna's once which we had prepped the day before for a lunch buffet and didnt notice i had left the clingfilm on in fact no-one noticed till they tried to eat.....

    Also when the G8 summit was in Birmingham a did a huge bowl of strawberries and covered them in salt instead of sugar luckily the sous chef (who hated me) thought it would be funny to take a handful off the top lol to see the look on his face...
     
  21. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    Last nights dinner consisted of Lentils and Pinto beans, That's basically all I had in my cupboard, a few herbs, some Fenugreek and other alsorted spices made it taste alright.

    It wasn't until the morning tha I'd regretted the high fibred pulses, but I'll spare you the details.
     
  22. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Now that is parental love.

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