William Hung - Exploitation of a Stereotype

Xev:

No. If wo/men did it multiple times with different partners; I'd call them a whores. But if you did it over and over again with the same person... Well, I'd think that he or she must be really good in bed.

YOU'RE ALL DIRTY WHORES! REPENT!

 

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Tiassa:

To late.

 

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I haven't pented at all, how can I re-pent?

Fact:
Having sex with multiple partners exposes you to diseases.
Voluntarily exposing yourself to disease for the sake of dirty fumblings is gross.
Ergo, most everyone in my town is gross.
Nuke it!

 

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I'd make a Howard Dean joke here, but I'm not finding the transcript quickly enough to care.

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In the meantime, if one can't tell the difference between the demands of presenting finite characters within a finite story from encouraging a guy to get up and make what many consider a fool of himself sheerly for the purpose of laughing at a lousy Asian stereotype, well ... that's the problem with equivocation: It ain't all the same.

 

Xev:

Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior. Also, every now and then, you have to suck his cock. But what’s a little cock chugging compared to eternal life?

It's another form of suicide. Just on an unconscious level. Shoot the fuckers in the head.

 

Tiassa,

Well, yes, I agree. People want to be on TV. And the most retarded person on TV always wins something. So really, it has nothing to do with race, but everything to do with retardation.

 

I wouldn't blow Christ. He'd probably be an asshole and push on the back of my head.
Then I'd gag, and spit my own vomit in his face, while Lou Reed directs a choir of angels to sing "European Son"
So yeah, that's why I wouldn't blow Christ.

 

Who's really retarded, though.
The person acting like an idiot on TV, or those that consider it entertainment and pay them for it?

 

Well, that and the fact that he has fucked every Christian whore on the planet.

 

Xev:

You wouldn't blow Christ? Christians would be offended right now; they'd blow Christ in a heart beat.

Been there, received that. Can't say that I enjoy jobs.

 

Believe me, I've done worse. My friend Shelly did Christ. She said he came on her face, then held out his arms and cried: "It is finished"
I never did Christ. I did Jake Slavzodwski, a Wisonson man who is the true God.

I'm really drunk, if you haven't noticed.

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Coffee:
"You wouldn't blow Christ? Christians would be offended right now; they'd blow Christ in a heart beat."

That's cool. I'd blow Christians away with a 12 guage in a heartbeat.

"Been there, received that. Can't say that I enjoy jobs."

You'd probably take forever to come, and then I'd have to have my roomate Sherry bludgeon you with her 12 iron, and then we'd write ethnic slurs on your forehead with a Sharpie.

 

One Raven:

Liar. American Idol comes on Fox, and Fox is a free channel.

 

You're right. Television networks like FOX don't want anything to do with money.

 

Xev:

Oh, we have so much in common! Can we go out on a date! Let's meet!

I'd blow Christian girls. I'd blow Christian guys just to corrupt them.

That is not a bad thing. Think of the sex that I could have. I can go on for a life time.

At least you'd use a name brand pen. I couldn't imagine you using anything else. Doesn't commercialism kick ass?

Edit: I was going to say something about me and two women, but I really don't think I could handle two at a time.

 

Tiassa:

You misunderestimated me, Tiassa. Fox does want money. And they do it vicariously through people likr William Hung.

 

Coffee:
I've had like a half bottle of brandy over the last 1 hour and shooters before. Now I'm buying hair dyes and books online.

Marry me.

 

Xev:

I've had a lot of scotch. But brandy is good.

I just bought books on Amazon.com, too (The Wavering Knife).

We have so much common. Let's get married.

 

Coffee:
Excellent. Now all we need is a deck of cards.

 

Xev:

I have plenty. I play poker on the weekends, sometimes. A house of cards can fall down, though. What I suggest is a meeting in a local mall. Followed by dinner and an artsy movie. Which is followed by discussions about the meaning of life, robots, sex, feminism, life, and Science Fiction. I might throw in a discussion about cats, though. I really like cats. They rule.

 

Xev,
You're gonna marry a cat lover?