Why would you put guarana in shampoo????

GASP!! WTF is wrong with you? The boots and g-string only? How could you go out without a hat on??

 

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I don't know about a hat so much...as maybe a helmet of some sort...with lots of horns.

I wonder if VI would think that's sexy

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Probably not...about as appealing to her as a "Dick Chaney/Rush Limbough" threesome.

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uke:

 

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Sorry MacGyver, I'm around 2in taller than you.

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With or without the kick ass Gene Simmons boots?

 

Without em.

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Sadly, I'm not a 6ft tall supermodel.

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Oh come on. You know those 2 know some freaky stuff. Especially Chaney.

 

And look at that sexy bottle in your hand.

 

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Caffeinated-soap

 

Holy crap.

 

No shit. This is a product designed for the likes of us VI.

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Now, if they just come out with a line of toilet paper....

 

They should make mentholated toilet paper for the post curry passing.