Why Have No Girlfriend?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by sderenzi, Dec 2, 2006.

  1. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Sometimes fightin' 'em is half the fun... 'specially if they're into it.

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    I know nothin' gets me goin' like a good slap right in the chops !
    LoL
     
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  3. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    So what? Just because I'm married I dunno how to fight for the girls!?
     
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  5. sderenzi Banned Banned

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    Me fight for woman, although prefer to have them fight over me

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    My poem,

    I luVVvvv uuuu
    I luVvvvvv U!
    We luVVvvv eachother, we dooo, wee dooo
    Let me sleep with you tonight, feel all bright
    Let's sleep in the night with eachother held tight
    Bang bang, chitty boom
    You feel like the woman I knew you would

    :-Z~
     
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  7. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    The day you don't care anymore about sex is the day you will have sex.
     
  8. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    Close, I'd say the day he stops obcessing about it is the day he has sex. That's why I keep suggesting he get a hooker or nail some fat chick.
     
  9. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    A couple people are saying women are just trouble.

    Well if you don't like women, try men. You might like it better if you're with a person who understands your needs.

    Just a thought.

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  10. TruthSeeker Fancy Virtual Reality Monkey Valued Senior Member

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    Yeeeeeeeeewww!!!!!!
     
  11. sderenzi Banned Banned

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    Me luVvvs uuu alll!!!
     
  12. Cris In search of Immortality Valued Senior Member

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    Don't bother - they are too much trouble. Find something else to do and enjoy life in other ways. I speak from the experience of having had an 18 year marriage and now the total freedom that comes from being divorced and single and wonderfully independent for the past 14 years.
     
  13. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Are you drunk again ?
     
  14. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    What do you do for the urges?

    The hand serves a purpose for a while, but it doesn't satisfy the need.
     
  15. Cris In search of Immortality Valued Senior Member

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    I play high stakes poker - that kills any urges.

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  16. imaplanck. Banned Banned

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    Have you tried alcohol? It allows you to approach women that you would never dream of sober. It could also help if the girl is drunk if you are repulsive(and I have the feeling that you are no heartthrob).

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  17. TimeTraveler Immortalist Registered Senior Member

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    Stop being an idiot and ask one out.
    Grow some balls, and ask for what you want. The worst that can happen is she can say no, and then you ask the next one. In fact, make a list of females you want to ask out and work your way down the list until one of them says yes.

    If you are too stupid to make a list and ask girls out down a list, you are too stupid for a girlfriend. If you don't have the guts to tell a girl you like her and make an attempt, you arent going to get anywhere.

    Of course you can make a girl like you but you still have to show interest.
     
  18. TimeTraveler Immortalist Registered Senior Member

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    Thats a stupid strategy. Never get intoxicated around females.

    Secondly, women like bold acts, if a man is not brave enough to make an attempt, then what can you expect?

    I bet this guy who is asking for help, never even talks to women, and if he does, he never made a move. Seriously, if he fears women he is not going to have any success with women, so the first thing he must do is overcome all his fear.

    Let's just be blunt, the guy is scared of females. He is AFRAID.
     
  19. TimeTraveler Immortalist Registered Senior Member

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    Thats a GREAT idea. Let's encourage them to go gay so we can have more options for ourselves!
     

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