Why do aliens only come to people who smoke marijuana?

Discussion in 'Pseudoscience Archive' started by Diode-Man, Aug 28, 2008.

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Why do aliens only come to people who smoke marijuana? hahaha!

  1. Because they know everyone will discredit the pot smoking witnesses

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  2. Because you can't handle the truth (or the pot) and they can

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  3. Because: The Wonderful Wizard of Oz! (WTF?)

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  4. Aliens also enjoy marijuana

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  1. kaneda

    kaneda Actual Cynic Registered Senior Member

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    You seem to be proof that marijuana rots the mind. :m: =

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    kaneda, Aug 30, 2008
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  3. Betrayer0fHope

    Betrayer0fHope MY COHERENCE! IT'S GOING AWAYY Registered Senior Member

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    Does weed even cause hallucinations? Anyways, there are professional pilots WHILE flying who have seen aliens, and I doubt they were high at the time. I'm not saying people have really seen aliens, and I'm sorry for adding a serious tone to this discussion, but it had to be said.
     
    Betrayer0fHope, Aug 30, 2008
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  5. Asguard

    Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    BOH they could have been suffering aphixia because of a problem with there O2 surplie.

    that will cause you to see bright lights as bits of the brain stave and it will also cause oher hallucinations
     
    Asguard, Aug 31, 2008
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  7. Orleander

    Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Those poor cows! They are really drug mules, I mean cows and it was all just a cavity search gone wrong, wasn't it!
     
    Orleander, Aug 31, 2008
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  8. Yorda

    Yorda Registered Senior Member

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    becos drugs temporarily elevate you to higher states of consciousness and connect you to spiritual realms. indians smoked and they were quite spiritual people. but smoking seems kinda unhealthy
     
    Yorda, Aug 31, 2008
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  9. Steve100

    Steve100 O͓͍̯̬̯̙͈̟̥̳̩͒̆̿ͬ̑̀̓̿͋ͬ ̙̳ͅ ̫̪̳͔O Valued Senior Member

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    I've only ever had auditory hallucinations.

    As for the rest of your post; I think the thread was just a bit of a joke.
     
    Steve100, Sep 1, 2008
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  10. buddieboy

    buddieboy Registered Senior Member

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    because thar used to be so many who participated
     
    buddieboy, Sep 7, 2008
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  11. Ganymede

    Ganymede Valued Senior Member

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    Aliens are also racist, since they refuse to reveal themselves to Black people

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    Ganymede, Sep 8, 2008
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  12. hypewaders

    hypewaders Save Changes Registered Senior Member

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    Dude (this is so awesome) I just scored some freaky weed from an alien.
     
    hypewaders, Sep 8, 2008
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