Why are YOU a good person?

or one of those shiny bald spots perhaps?

 

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Unfortunately not.
But I have hopes that one I may be able to cultivate one of those.

 

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I understand. Baldness is often induced by high levels of manly testosteron. I myself am still praying that I will attain this kind of level of manhood. I feel that shaving the head is like cheating though.

 

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I never thought of that: shave head = increase in testosterone.
Hmmm.

 

Why do you think demi moore shaved her head?

 

She got paid to do it.

 

Cause and effect.

She got paid to do it, but that doesn't explain why she did it!

A prostitute has sex with you. She got paid to do it. That doesn't mean she had sex with you because she go paid. She had sex with you because she has a serious crack addiction and is in dire need of cash. The cause is her addiction.

Demi's cause was testoteron equality.

And today I read that demi reluctantly took the last name kutcher (or whatever the dildo's name is) after years of struggle. See! it all comes together.

 

I shave my balls.

 

The size of the balls is an indication of testosteron levels. Shaving your balls diminishes them in size. One could well speculate that have maintained the hairiness of our set of balls just for this reason, similarly to the lion having manes. To look more impressive. To convey the message that we are testosteron fueled prime male specimens of the human species, ready for reproductive action.

halaluja!

 

I am a good person because I don't give up and achieve my goals and thus set a good example for others.

 

Even if your goals are to murder everyone. Hang in there draqon.

 

lets develop that thought further...If my goal was to murder everyone and as I said my goals were all to be met, which is I will murder everyone. Than...Than there will be noone to give example to of my exemplary action. However even if I left at least one person alive to show my exemplary action I would not be showing them that I indeed have what it takes to reach my goal...because that one person being alive shows that I have not reached my goal.

Therefore this is self contradiction and is out of the suggesting actions/goals on my part.

 

False. Your response would only be valid if you actually were someone.

 

yes I am no one.

 

No... Dragon your someone. After our chats yesterday, i think i'm worried you'll kill yourself or something...

 

Is this some kind of mind game?

And draqon, please don't kill yourself. We like you.

 

Don't kill yourself, let me kill you. I'll meet you here is 3 days. Bring an axe.

 

Yes... you are an asset to the world, even if the world is not an asset to you...

 

You mean that hair ain't to trap mysteriously stenchant secretions somehow suggestive of sex ?

Fuck me... I'm spraying Agent Orange on my crotch - there's the bonus side effect that I can psychotically imagine I'm living thru a second pre-pubescence...
(that or infancy, as I'm bald as well ! HA !!)

Wrong answer, "Marl" !
If it was well and truly your goal you wouldn't care whether or not anyone ever witnessed it, but would revel in your solitude after the last lousy stinkin' dead Bozotsky quit stealing the very air, and bask in the workmanlike pride in a job well done...

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(Of course, to finish the job, you'd then have to blow your own brains out... Devil's in the details, and all that rot...)

 

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