Why are YOU a good person?

You do not actually exist.

 

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Me too. It has it's downside though, i spent so much of my life being so polite and extra passive, i've never learnt how to stick up for myself. Even when someone insults or angers me, i can't help but be nice and polite to them. Hopefully one day, i'll get some balls

 

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I'm a good person because I was born on a Sunday. Thats the only explanation.

But the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.

Not gay though.

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tell that to the tax man for me.

peace.

 

I'm a good person because I rock girls' beds at night.

 

lucky

 

Metaphysics is invariably trumped by entrenched bureaucracy...

 

I'm a good person because... because... :huh: uh, ... i'll be back on this one.

 

what is a good person? :shrug:

how about "someone who is not only doing good things, but also do not invite
others to do bad to him/her." All good person that I know, I can like them easily.

 

im good person because I dont retaliate against people who spit at me

 

:bugeye: what happened to you, draq?

imo draqon is a good invisible person

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uhm, btw, why people spit on you? Is that an analogy or what

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well, dont worry, you cannot please everybody

 

it's an analogy.

 

I'm caring and thoughtful and have a big penis.

 

That depends on whether you use your big penis for good or evil.

 

I'm a good person because I really really tried to be a bad one.

And failed...

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is that why you have a pony tail?

 

Shhh, that's the lingering bit of badness...
and it's a scalp-lock!

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scalp lock?

does your scalp contain precious items that need to be locked away?

 

Of course.
My last remaining long hair.