Who would you vote for? Paris Hilton or John McCain?

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by w1z4rd, Aug 6, 2008.

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I would vote for...

  1. Paris Hilton

    20 vote(s)
    55.6%
  2. John McCain

    16 vote(s)
    44.4%
  1. Mr.Spock Back from the dead Valued Senior Member

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    you're not into computer science are you?

    is P=NP?

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  3. lepustimidus Banned Banned

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    n = size of a sample taken from a population.
     
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  5. Mr.Spock Back from the dead Valued Senior Member

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    n is also the number of steps you use to calculate a Turing machine. which ever...
     
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  7. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    It is a no contest. I would rather fuck Paris than McCain...

    Also Paris could serve 2 terms, McCain will be probably dead in 5 years....
     
  8. joepistole Deacon Blues Valued Senior Member

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    This maybe true, but I think it would be better phrased if you said, I would rather be fucked by Paris than McCain.
     
  9. Buffalo Roam Registered Senior Member

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    Paris Hilton with a strap on.
     
  10. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    No, if I am fucked, I would rather be fucked by republicans. At least they do it openly, without lubrication. Democrates fuck you too, but they also add insult to injury by asking : "is that hurt?"
     
  11. Mr.Spock Back from the dead Valued Senior Member

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    yeah, the democrats fucked up the middle east, and now they got a chance to fuck it up even more.

    in the end america will look like this


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  12. hypewaders Save Changes Registered Senior Member

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    Pakistan is going to conquer the USA? Surely you can come up with a more plausible scare than that, Mr. Spock
     
  13. joepistole Deacon Blues Valued Senior Member

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    Very well said Syzygys!
     
  14. BlueMoose Guest

    in my eyes that ssssssays teh USA fucked up MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    but its juts me who can bearly write so how woudl i see somekind of
    difference betweeeeeeeen republicccccan or demoratc hih hi hiiii
    u can alwaaaaaaaaays blame teh othe kjeh kjeh
     
  15. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    Puppet-whores

    I'd back Hilton, I think. As long as we're choosing between puppet-whores, we might as well go with her; unlike McCain, she cannot even begin to assert a pretense otherwise.
     
  16. BlueMoose Guest

    kjeh kjeh amen bro hih hii traitors took mccain over paul khii khiii hih hii
     
  17. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    people, please, one hot night in Paris might be fun .... but 4 years, no way

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  18. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    Slouching toward skanquedom

    In the first place, I'd be safer with her in the White House than if I had sex with her.

    Also, though, there's this:

    More seriously, though, and maybe it just means I'm old, but wasn't there some sort of murmur and such about the boxers or briefs question in '92? Yet for as much as people complain about the decline in politics, we don't seem to be doing anything about it. Imagine ... Barack vs. Hillary ... will McCain pick Jindal ... will Bush attack Iran ... will al Qaeda make a cameo before the election ....

    Flag pins, secret Muslim rumors, baby mama, Paris Hilton ....

    Maybe it's time for Americans to admit that this is what we want. We don't want leadership. We don't want integrity. We don't want solutions. We simply want to be entertained.

    We'll drag you all down, laughing at the Apocalypse. Somebody, please, stop us.
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    Benen, Steve. "Why is Paris Hilton better able to talk substance than John McCain?" The Carpetbagger Report. August 6, 2008. http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/16458.html
     
  19. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    Tiassa

    Perhaps the last of the type of American that built the country is about gone. It seems to me that the baby boomers want to rape this place on their way out. Take as much as they can with as little regard for anyone esle as possible, just as they have always been.

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  20. Tiassa Let us not launch the boat ... Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe we can all learn something from their demise

    Which explains a hell of a lot about the condition of Generation X.

    The Boomers are symptomatic of Straussian philosophy and the Cold War, as well as a transition into the technological age.

    But there is a backlash taking place among Boomers. Some of them seem to be accepting and adopting the nihilism of their progeny, which is of course derived from Boomer cynicism. But I've seen an amazing transformation of my father over the last ... oh, say, thirteen years or so, that gives me some hope. Perhaps the moral of the Boomer story will be the fleeting and empty glory of their self-obsession.

    (That should not suggest that GenX is not self-obsessed, but it's a different obsession. It will be a curious spectacle, indeed, when GenX finally burns out on itself.)
     
  21. joepistole Deacon Blues Valued Senior Member

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    How could Paris be worse than the current Republican in office...the shrub?
     
  22. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    could be fun to watch...
     
  23. amark317 game developer-in-training Registered Senior Member

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    I would vote for the gun that shoots Paris Hilton, and the gentle breeze that kills McCain.
     

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