I kind of like the Kurgan from Highlander. Who can forget the line “I’ve got your girl friend (Screaming in the background) She’s a real screamer! Which part do I cut off first?” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurgan_(Highlander) Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvnq_W0i3Bs&feature=related I chose to ignore the sequels and the TV series I also like Roy Batty the leader of the renegade Nexus-6 replicants in Bladerunner. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUMb11k0K3E "I've seen thing's you people wouldn’t believe!” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Batty#Roy_Batty Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! "I'm coming......Deckard.....4...5. ...how to stay alive...BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
Agent Smith: Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it. Khan Noonien Singh: Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee! John Milton (aka, Satan) Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!
Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI.
I think the characters interesting but Anthony Hopkins in a hammy actor. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! "as queer as a clockwork orange".
But which Satan? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! or this one? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Or maybe this one http://garyploski.com/wp-content/uploads/satan-was-a-lesbian-.jpg
Satan Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! And his side kick god Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
God once killed off the entire human race save Noah and his wife. What kills does Satan actually have on his account (damn I can't find the word) ? Seems to me Satan is Gods sidekick. God is the villain, Satan is just a naughty boy.
Perhaps we should target God with our nuclear missiles? The M.A.D (Mutually Assured Destruction) balance kept the USSR in check during the cold war. If he peaks out through a cloud or even thinks of throwing a flood down we can smack him in the face with a few million megatons! That should blow off his beard. Unless he has a force field like in Independence Day, in that case we need to fly the Roswell UFO into he’s ear and plant a nuke. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Renounce God and Satan Worship Zeus Cat.
No I'm from Australia; Scary has been my nickname since I was 15. Back then I played Rugby as a second rower. Which just means I’m big, I also do Brazilian JuiJitsu so it still makes sense in that respect.
Ow.. remind me to never mess with you then Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! /shudder