Where would Aliens Land?

Discussion in 'SciFi & Fantasy' started by toltec, Apr 9, 2009.

  1. Tyler Registered Senior Member

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    That's true. We would probably spend a good few decades just chatting with them before we arrived. In which case we ought to just let them advise where to land.
     
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  3. draqon Banned Banned

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    oh no...not chatting...totally hiding our presence and the fact that we found them.
     
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  5. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    Iowa. To be consistent with the intelligence level of the humans they've already met.
     
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  7. fedr808 1100101 Valued Senior Member

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    Africa, the only thing shooting them will be total fools with ak's and theyre accuracy is so bad they cant even hit the broadside of a barn from inside, the aliens have nothing to fear.
     
  8. Xylene Valued Senior Member

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  9. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    Zimbabwe.
     
  10. draqon Banned Banned

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    If aliens will land anywhere it is without a doubt will be in Babelina's house...they will penetrate the house and use it as their base to command the world as we know it.
     
  11. Exterminate!!! Registered Member

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    They probably got our broadcast of the alien conspiracies/lab experiments and saw what we did to FAKE aliens and shot off.

    Alien 1: "Hey, have you seen this broadcast coming off Earth?"
    [watches]
    Alien 2: "OH SHIT! We're not going there!"
    Alien 1: "Oh my galaxies, what's that shiny thing?! Holy... Thank (alien deity) I don't have an anus!"
    [vomits from one of its many mouths]
    Alien 2: "Well the indians are nice to those cows..."
    [then they start watching Alien]
    Alien 1: "Maybe we should be more like these guys..."

    AND THUS THE END OF EARTH
     
  12. Bebelina kospla.com Valued Senior Member

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    Oh, you mean the micro-aliens. Yes, they landed a long time ago, in my house, and from here we rule the world.

    They will bring a hen.
     
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  14. Burada Registered Senior Member

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    Topeka, Kansas.......It's where they would most likely find there own kind already living there.
     
  15. Xylene Valued Senior Member

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    Even if those three provisions were met in full, how would we handle an interaction between ourselves, at our current state of psychological development (ie fairly primitive and not mostly harmless), and some people who might be a million years or so ahead of us in physical and mental development? Even if they were the most generous, kind and friendly people we'd ever met, we'd probably still have some f'd up noddy kicking them in the teeth eventually.

    Besides, they're likely to be extremely different from Humans physically--how would we react to someone who looks particularly strange to us?
     
  16. madanthonywayne Morning in America Registered Senior Member

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    I don't agree. Although that made for a funny joke, I think the presumption is that an intelligent species needs to be pretty much our size or bigger to have a large enough brain to achieve sentience. They also need to be tool builders if they're going to build a spaceship. Furthermore, if they're interested in our planet, they probably evolved on one that was similiar which again argues for aliens somewhat like us.
     
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